Alex1647545498 Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Terrorist Alert in France. AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pg Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Hahaha. I like that. graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 French tanks have 6 speeds. 5 in reverse and one in forward in case anyone attacks them from behind. What worse than a French person? A French Canadian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Those are some good frenchy jokes. Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by Ricochet: old and lame graemlins/nonono.gif not lame, but not hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 the french suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TurboBen Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Very funny. graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Do you know why French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can watch the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Q.How can you identify a French Infantryman? A.Sunburned armpits! Thousands of have died in France because of a heat wave. Now the French are surrendering to the weather? Knock Kock. Who's there? I give up. If you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France? Because she has only one arm raised. Why do the french get more votes in the U.N.? Vote with both hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted December 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Heh, nice ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harris92 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 hahah how true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Good ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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