Devils Advocate Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 One of mine is recent, A girl that I'm really into lent me her "The Darkness" CD, and a line in it is "I want to touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences"... This applies to alot of situations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Fucking 10 year olds again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted April 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by Burns more oil than Iraq: Fucking 10 year olds again?I just cant stop, Mr "my girlfriend is still in highschool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Your just mad because I have a g/f, and you have your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by Burns more oil than Iraq: Your just mad because I have a g/f, and you have your hand."Pistol shots rang out in the bar room." - Bob Dylan - The Story of Hurricane Carter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraKevin Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "Because in the end, everything we do is just everything we've done." Stonesour - Omega (more like a soliloquy than a song) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttemper Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "Dig the eyes out of my face and I can still see right Fuckin' through you, Fuck you and everything you are, I'm me, we're us and that's all Closed mind with a forum to criticize, Keep your policy and I've got mine Exploit me, fabricate your lies We empower these cowards just to be left in silence" mudvayne-silenced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Ya'll wanna single say fuck that. Fuck that, Fuck that. Ya'll wanna single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that. Ya'llwanna single say fuck that. Fuck that, fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer Lyrics -George Thorogood Wanna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you tomorrow. the next day I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high, you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer [ 10. April 2004, 06:32 AM: Message edited by: Stillman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No_Speed4_You Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files" - Bloodhound gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicktcfcsb Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "Time to go Solo....Rolling in my 5.0 with my rag top down so my hair can blow" Ice Ice baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "And you'll be sorry that you messed with the U S of A! . . . Cause we'll put a Boot in your ass, It's thee American way!" - Toby Keith "Angery American" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 If I could change I would, take back the pain i would, retrace every wrong move that I made I would if I could, stand up and take the blame I would, I would take all my shame, to the grave. - Linkin Park ~ Easier to Run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 www.sing365.com is a good place for lyrics. "And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands Sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well I guess this is growing up Well I guess this is growing up" Blink 182-Dammit "And then I saw her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She wasn't wearing underwear at least i prayed that She might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun Maybe we'd watch the sun rise But that night I learned some girls try too hard Some girls try to hard (bakground from here on in the chorus "vagina" repeated over and over) Yeah, Some girls try to hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me" Blink 182-The Party Song "I watch how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night Shining with the light from the sun But the sun doesn't give the light to the moon assuming The moon's gonna owe it one It makes me think of how you act to me You do favors then rapidly You just turn around and start askin me about Things that you want back from me I'm so sick of the tension Sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place to feed your greed While I find a place to rest I wanna be in another place I hate when you say you don't understand [You'll see it's not meant to be] I wanna be in the energy Not with the enemy A place for my head Maybe some day I'll be just like you and Step on people like you do And run away of the people I thought I knew I remember back then who you were You used to be calm, used to be strong, Used to be generous, you should have known That you wear out your welcome and now you see How quiet it is all alone I'm so sick of the tension Sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place to feed your greed While I find a place to rest I'm so sick of the tension Sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place to feed your greed While I find a place to rest I wanna be in another place I hate when you say you don't understand [You'll see it's not meant to be] I wanna be in the energy Not with the enemy A place for my head You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away {screaming} You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away You try to take the best of me Go away I wanna be in another place I hate when you say you don't understand [You'll see it's not meant to be] I wanna be in the energy Not with the enemy A place for my head Shut! Up! I am so sick of the tension Sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place to feed your greed While I find a place to rest shut up!!! I'm so sick of the tension Sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this [Get away from me!] Find another place to feed your greed While I find a place to rest" Linkin Park-A Place For My Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mudbutt Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Hard to pick one but Delirium Trigger by Coheed and Cambria is at the top we're now up here alone terror on the intercom can someone save us systems malfunction blast it this time machine over and out captain something lurks creeps on the counter top somewhere behind you parasitic cyst i can't stand to watch it's coming up and out of your chest remember when we were young sit up right on the table a photograph of her feeding me a way back frightened i tear alone or maybe not the the only one there hello... hello when it rings will you answer? there corner tall short stance it's you come on kill me!! you made a good friend to me but while you were outnumbered and torn they made us do things... dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery will you pray it be the end? give a look surprise wide eyed to me then you'll know just what i am the scare that triggers your fear come know me in a different light come know me as god run sand hourglass in my time will i be worth? spin 'round carousel when your horse isn't screwed in dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery (raise forth lost cause) will you pray it be the end? give a look surprise wide eyed to me (raise forth lost cause) then you'll know just what i am (subtle demise the legitimate cry) the scare that triggers your fear come know me in a different light come know me as god (raise forth lost cause) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffrey Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 I am partial to this one, anyone that has ever served can relate to this song Toby Keith- American Soldier I'm just trying to be a father, Raise a daughter and a son, Be a lover to their mother, Everything to everyone. Up and at 'em bright and early, I'm all in my business suit, Yeah, I'm dressed for success from my head down to my boots, I don't do it for money, there's still bills that I can't pay, I don't do it for the glory, I just do it anyway, Providing for our future's my responsibility Yeah I'm real good under pressure, being all that I can be, And I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been too strong, I just work straight through the holidays, And sometimes all night long. You can bet that I stand ready when the wolf growls at the door, Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady, hey I'm true down to the core, And I will always do my duty, no matter what the price, I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice, Oh, and I don't want to die for you, But if dyin's asked of me, I'll bear that cross with an honor, 'Cause freedom don't come free. I'm an american soldier, an american, Beside my brothers and my sisters I will proudly take a stand, When liberty's in jeopardy I will always do what's right, I'm out here on the front lines, sleep in peace tonight. American soldier, I'm an American, An American, An American Soldier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by nicktcfcsb: "Time to go Solo....Rolling in my 5.0 with my rag top down so my hair can blow" Ice Ice baby!Word to Yo Mutha. Too long Vanilla Ice's genius has gone unrecognized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Clutch - Texan Book of the Dead Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, Twing Twang, Walla Walla Bing Bang Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, Twing Twang Walla Walla Bing Bang Oh Yeah Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, B-I-N-G-O Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, E-I-E-I-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "You let me violate you." Nine Inch Nails, Animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG SHAFE Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by No Speed: "and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files" - Bloodhound gang I like "Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket" Bloodhound gang "I want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" Ludacris "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire" Metallica "A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'" Bloodhound gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "Smacked in the back for the other man to mack." Public Enemy, Can't Truss It Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xxxyyyzzz Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "I'm hollerin' '1-8-7' with my dick in your mouth, biatch." Snoop Doggy Dogg "You give me head, it makes it worse; Take out your f*cking retainer, put it in your purse!" The Dead Kennedys "I'm checkin' out tha kitty cuz she's kinda pretty. I can't stop staring at her t-t-t-t-face." Sir Mix-A-Lot graemlins/burnout.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Miss Jones taught me English But I think I just shot her son 'Cause he owed me money With a bullet in the chest you cannot run Now he's bleeding in a vacant lot The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot I guess I didn't mean it But man, you shoulda seen it His flesh explode Slow motion see me let go We tend to die young Third Eye Blind - Slow Motion.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Zappa - Titties and Beer It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain't shinin' 'Cause the sky's too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin' 'Long the side of me I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery I noticed even the crickets Was actin' weird up here And So I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..." But there was no reply 'Cause she was gone... "Where's those titties that I like so well 'n my goddamn beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big... He had a red suit on An' a widow's peak An' then a pointed tail 'N like a sulphur reek Yes, it was him awright I sweared I knowed it was He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know it looked to me Like it was titty skin I said, "You sonofabitch!" 'Cause I was mad at him, Well he just got out his floss 'N started cleanin' his fang So I shot him with my shooter Said: BANG BANG BANG Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away... You know, I ate her all up...now what you gonna say?" YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Titties 'n all!" WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? "Were the cans this tall?" EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?" SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true." WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE STUFF THAT YOU DO? "Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..." WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR? "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil, Do you understand? Just what will you give me for your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little contract here..." YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE, "Don't call me that" THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON ...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASS I'll SIGN... 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME "Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad... I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had... Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too... 'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you..." WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO? (improvised dialog) "Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say... that you want to make a deal with me..." "That's very, very true I'm only interested in two things "Yeah?" See if you can guess what they are" "I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..." "I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle" "What?" "Let go of your pickle!" "I'm not holding my pickle" "Well, who's holding your pickle then?" "I don't know...she's out in the audience... Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?" "I'm only interested in two things, and that's titties and beer you know what I mean? "What?" titties and beer titties and beer titties and beer titties and beer titties and beer titties and beer titties and beer!" titties and beer!" "I don't know if you're the right guy?" titties and beer!" titties and beer!" "No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think... I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!" And then the devil let go of his pickle and out come my girl, there was her titties flop-floppin'...all around the world She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs and I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!" Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff That's when the devil, he farted and she went right over the cliff! The devil was mad, I took off to my pad I swear I do declare, how did she get back there? Longest post in CR history graemlins/bubbrubb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 "your pretty when I'm dyunk" - Bloodhound gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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