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"Dig the eyes out of my face and I can still see right

Fuckin' through you,

Fuck you and everything you are,

I'm me, we're us and that's all

Closed mind with a forum to criticize,

Keep your policy and I've got mine

Exploit me, fabricate your lies

We empower these cowards just to be left in silence" mudvayne-silenced.

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One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer Lyrics

 

-George Thorogood

 

 

Wanna tell you a story,

about the house-man blues

I come home one Friday,

had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job

She said that don't confront me,

long as I get my money next Friday

Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,

and out the door I went

 

So I goes to the landlady,

I said, "You let me slide?"

I'll have the rent for you tomorrow.

the next day I don't know

So said let me slide it on you know people,

I notice when I come home in the evening

She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,

but for five year she was so nice

Loh' she was lovy-dovy,

I come home one particular evening

The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",

I said, "No, can't find no job"

Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent

She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"

Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,

leaning up against a post"

I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"

She said "That don't confront me,

long as I get my money next Friday"

Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,

and out the door I went

 

So I go down the streets,

down to my good friend's house

I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,

can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"

He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife"

He come out of the house,

I could see in his face

I know that was no

He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"

I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"

So I go back home

I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent

She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"

And then she was so nice,

loh' she was lovy-dovy

So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,

I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go

She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,

she ain't gonna get none of it

So I stop in the local bar you know people,

I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender

Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

So what you want?

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,

I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin

Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,

need me a triple shot of that juice

Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

But I'm sitting now at the bar,

I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow

I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer

Looked down the bar, here come the bartender

I said "Look man, come down here"

So what you want?

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,

gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed

Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,

need me a triple shot of that stuff

Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,

I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

Now by this time I'm plenty high,

you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high

Looked down the bar I say to my bartender

I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

So what you want this time?

I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"

He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock

Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,

gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak

Gonna get high man listen to me,

one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three

I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

[ 10. April 2004, 06:32 AM: Message edited by: Stillman ]

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If I could change I would, take back the pain i would, retrace every wrong move that I made I would if I could, stand up and take the blame I would, I would take all my shame, to the grave.

 

- Linkin Park ~ Easier to Run

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www.sing365.com is a good place for lyrics.

 

"And it's happened once again

I'll turn to a friend

Someone that understands

Sees through the master plan

 

But everybody's gone

And I've been here for too long

To face this on my own

Well I guess this is growing up

 

Well I guess this is growing up"

Blink 182-Dammit

 

"And then I saw her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She wasn't wearing underwear at least i prayed that

She might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun

Maybe we'd watch the sun rise

But that night I learned some girls try too hard

Some girls try to hard (bakground from here on in the chorus "vagina" repeated over and over)

Yeah, Some girls try to hard to impress

With the way that they dress

With those things on their chest

And the things they suggest to me"

Blink 182-The Party Song

 

"I watch how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night

Shining with the light from the sun

But the sun doesn't give the light to the moon assuming

The moon's gonna owe it one

It makes me think of how you act to me

You do favors then rapidly

You just turn around and start askin me about

Things that you want back from me

 

I'm so sick of the tension

Sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest

 

I wanna be in another place

I hate when you say you don't understand

[You'll see it's not meant to be]

I wanna be in the energy

Not with the enemy

A place for my head

 

Maybe some day I'll be just like you and

Step on people like you do

And run away of the people I thought I knew

I remember back then who you were

You used to be calm, used to be strong,

Used to be generous, you should have known

That you wear out your welcome and now you see

How quiet it is all alone

 

I'm so sick of the tension

Sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest

 

I'm so sick of the tension

Sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest

 

I wanna be in another place

I hate when you say you don't understand

[You'll see it's not meant to be]

I wanna be in the energy

Not with the enemy

A place for my head

 

You try to take the best of me

Go away

You try to take the best of me

Go away

You try to take the best of me

Go away

You try to take the best of me

Go away

{screaming}

You try to take the best of me

Go away

You try to take the best of me

Go away

You try to take the best of me

Go away

You try to take the best of me

Go away

 

I wanna be in another place

I hate when you say you don't understand

[You'll see it's not meant to be]

I wanna be in the energy

Not with the enemy

A place for my head

 

Shut!

Up!

 

 

I am so sick of the tension

Sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest

 

shut up!!!

 

I'm so sick of the tension

Sick of the hunger

Sick of you acting like I owe you this

[Get away from me!]

Find another place to feed your greed

While I find a place to rest"

Linkin Park-A Place For My Head

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Hard to pick one but Delirium Trigger by Coheed and Cambria is at the top

 

we're now up here alone terror on the intercom can someone save us

systems malfunction blast it this time machine over and out captain

something lurks creeps on the counter top somewhere behind you

parasitic cyst i can't stand to watch it's coming up and out of your chest

 

remember when we were young

sit up right on the table a photograph of her feeding me a way back

frightened i tear alone or maybe not the the only one there

hello... hello when it rings will you answer?

there corner tall short stance

it's you come on kill me!!

you made a good friend to me but while you were outnumbered

and torn they made us do things...

 

dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery

will you pray it be the end? give a look surprise wide eyed to me

then you'll know just what i am the scare that triggers your fear

come know me in a different light come know me as god

 

run sand hourglass in my time will i be worth?

spin 'round carousel when your horse isn't screwed in

 

dear god, i don't feel alive when you're cut short of misery (raise forth lost

cause)

will you pray it be the end? give a look surprise wide eyed to me (raise forth

lost cause)

then you'll know just what i am (subtle demise the legitimate cry)

the scare that triggers your fear come know me in a different light

come know me as god (raise forth lost cause)

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I am partial to this one, anyone that has ever served can relate to this song

 

Toby Keith- American Soldier

 

I'm just trying to be a father,

Raise a daughter and a son,

Be a lover to their mother,

Everything to everyone.

 

Up and at 'em bright and early,

I'm all in my business suit,

Yeah, I'm dressed for success

from my head down to my boots,

I don't do it for money,

there's still bills that I can't pay,

I don't do it for the glory,

I just do it anyway,

Providing for our future's my responsibility

 

Yeah I'm real good under pressure,

being all that I can be,

And I can't call in sick on Mondays

when the weekends been too strong,

I just work straight through the holidays,

And sometimes all night long.

 

You can bet that I stand ready

when the wolf growls at the door,

Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady,

hey I'm true down to the core,

And I will always do my duty,

no matter what the price,

I've counted up the cost,

I know the sacrifice,

 

Oh, and I don't want to die for you,

But if dyin's asked of me,

I'll bear that cross with an honor,

'Cause freedom don't come free.

 

I'm an american soldier, an american,

Beside my brothers and my sisters

I will proudly take a stand,

When liberty's in jeopardy

I will always do what's right,

I'm out here on the front lines,

sleep in peace tonight.

American soldier, I'm an American,

An American,

An American Soldier.

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Clutch - Texan Book of the Dead

 

Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, Twing Twang, Walla Walla Bing Bang

Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, Twing Twang Walla Walla Bing Bang Oh Yeah

Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, B-I-N-G-O

Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, E-I-E-I-0

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Originally posted by No Speed:

"and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files" - Bloodhound gang

I like "Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket" Bloodhound gang

 

"I want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" Ludacris

 

"Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire" Metallica

 

"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'" Bloodhound gang

 

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"I'm hollerin' '1-8-7' with my dick in your mouth, biatch." Snoop Doggy Dogg

 

"You give me head, it makes it worse; Take out your f*cking retainer, put it in your purse!" The Dead Kennedys

 

"I'm checkin' out tha kitty cuz she's kinda pretty. I can't stop staring at her t-t-t-t-face." Sir Mix-A-Lot

 

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Miss Jones taught me English

But I think I just shot her son

'Cause he owed me money

With a bullet in the chest you cannot run

Now he's bleeding in a vacant lot

The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot

I guess I didn't mean it

But man, you shoulda seen it

His flesh explode

Slow motion see me let go

We tend to die young

 

Third Eye Blind - Slow Motion....

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Zappa - Titties and Beer

 

It was the blackest night

There was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin'

'Cause the sky's too tight

I heard the scarey wind

I seen some ugly trees

There was a werewolf honkin'

'Long the side of me

 

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy

Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy

Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...

'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

 

I noticed even the crickets

Was actin' weird up here

And So I figured I might

Just drink a little beer

I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."

But there was no reply

'Cause she was gone...

 

"Where's those titties that I like so well

'n my goddamn beer!"

Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise

Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

 

He had a red suit on

An' a widow's peak

An' then a pointed tail

'N like a sulphur reek

Yes, it was him awright

I sweared I knowed it was

He had some human flesh

Stuck underneath his claws

You know it looked to me

Like it was titty skin

I said, "You sonofabitch!"

'Cause I was mad at him,

Well he just got out his floss

'N started cleanin' his fang

So I shot him with my shooter

Said: BANG BANG BANG

 

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away...

You know, I ate her all up...now what you

gonna say?"

YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Titties 'n all!"

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? "Were the cans

this tall?"

EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"

SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true."

WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE

STUFF THAT YOU DO?

"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."

 

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER

SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,

DO YOU HEAR?

 

"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,

Do you understand? Just what will you give me

for your

Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little

contract here..." YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,

"Don't call me that"

THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON

...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASS I'll SIGN...

'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME

 

"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...

I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...

Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...

'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you..."

 

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE

I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO?

 

(improvised dialog)

"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...

that you want to make a deal with me..."

 

"That's very, very true

I'm only interested in two things

"Yeah?"

See if you can guess what they are"

 

"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

 

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

 

"What?"

 

"Let go of your pickle!"

 

"I'm not holding my pickle"

 

"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"

 

"I don't know...she's out in the audience...

Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold

my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

 

"I'm only interested in two things, and that's

titties and beer

you know what I mean?

"What?"

titties and beer

titties and beer

titties and beer

titties and beer

titties and beer

titties and beer

titties and beer!"

titties and beer!"

"I don't know if you're the right guy?"

titties and beer!"

titties and beer!"

 

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...

I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

 

And then the devil let go of his pickle

and out come my girl, there was her titties

flop-floppin'...all around the world

 

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs

and I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!"

Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff

That's when the devil, he farted

and she went right over the cliff!

The devil was mad, I took off to my pad

I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

 

 

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