Mensan Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by Orion: mike and john, you two need boxing gloves.... Does Mike have to wear a sports bra? tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 man eli really wants that question answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: What are some crazy things you guys have eaten? your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pimpin' the Jag Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 unagi(sp) thats um...eel i think?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Originally posted by domestic_disturbance: Squid--i ate it one and i liked ithad it liked it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 i hope this thread does not end up somehow a part of the turbo slut thread. graemlins/puke.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Originally posted by BIG PAPA: i hope this thread does not end up somehow a part of the turbo slut thread. graemlins/puke.gif Sick. Just sick. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Come to think of it, I've eaten OWU tri-delt cunt. Why am I not dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Ban Jack. Fuck you, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Republicant, your mom's puss had some green stuff drippin from it, it didn't taste bad, but she should get that shit checked out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 .... So you ate a 45 year old woman's vagina that had green stuff dripping from it? Damn, you just owned yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 i'm still a little fuzzy on this ownage thing could someone explain it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowZ06 Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Courtesy of Urbandictionary.com: v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d. v. tr. To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlygirl18t Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 squirrel, rabbit, moose, elk, duck kinda greasy but good, kelp soup no so good. school food was mostly questionable but the soybean burgers were the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murasaki Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Haven't ate many weird things so the weirdest is probably fried squid (calamari) but now I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: .... So you ate a 45 year old woman's vagina that had green stuff dripping from it? Damn, you just owned yourself. No, not owned, she said I could eat pussy a hell of a lot better than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by Slow As Hell 86 T/A: No, not owned, she said I could eat pussy a hell of a lot better than youWeak. You should learn to flame before stepping up to Jon's plate. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Sorry, haven't ever eaten my mom's pussy. But, apparently, you have eaten a 45 year old woman's gross vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elinar Longsight Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 I have had alligator tail, which is very good, shark steaks, armadillo (nasty as hell) and cow tongue (also very gross). What I find amusing is all the guys that have been out to Mr. Geeros think the Hummus I eat is gross. Hummus is chickpea dip eaten with olive oil and pita bread, how is that gross? On that note, Anthony ate German Shepard once, but you would have to ask him about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: Sorry, haven't ever eaten my mom's pussy.thats not what she said i snuck in one night and started in on her and she started yelling "OHHHHH John!!!!" I asked her how she knew my name and said she thought it was you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by Slow As Hell 86 T/A: thats not what she said i snuck in one night and started in on her and she started yelling "OHHHHH John!!!!" I asked her how she knew my name and said she thought it was youDamnit stop posting stupid flames. graemlins/slap.gif -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranger_Man Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Originally posted by Slow As Hell 86 T/A: thats not what she said i snuck in one night and started in on her and she started yelling "OHHHHH John!!!!" I asked her how she knew my name and said she thought it was you <font size=24>OMGLOLKEKEKE^_^!!!!!111!1!1!!11</font size> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Republicant: you're getting weak at this shit dude. I'm not quite sure what you are good at, but that's what you should stick to. Your flames are getting weaker then Mustang Matt trying to drive a road course. Oh and by the way, your mom may be hit and all but she does have nice lips. And that thing she does with her tongue. Damn. I liked the way she licked my asshole and played with my balls before she started sucking my cock. It was different. Tell her she gets a star the next time I see her. Slow As Hell 86 T/A: my God man. Are you really this fucking dense? I have got to meet you in person. I have to put a face to this stupidity. Mensan: no, Mike doesn't need a sports bra... and from what I saw neither does your wife. Young Dirty Bastard: stop lying. The only ass you've tapped was your neighbors dog... and even it tried to run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FBody Addict Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 satan, you'd know where i work to find me if you read my posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Damn, I wish any of that was anything but made-up weak sauce bullshit, but you don't seem to grasp the concept of the kitchen. Being the executive sous-Chef, I'll enlighten you by coming up with my own shit, since the drivel you just e-slurred left me absolutely nothing to work with. If you knew me (and you do?), you'd know that I joke around about my mom all the time, so making up a bunch of cliched statements about having sex with her just wont get the job done. I know you feel like bashing me will raise your status in the kitchen, but you need to take some lessons in smack talking before you step up to the plate. In the meantime, here are some websites that should help you improve not only your verbal skills, but your physical appearance as well: www.bestwigoutlet.com <--- This should help you look less like a cueball... Until you talk to these guys, I'd stay the hell away from a pool hall. www.gilette.com <--- Shave that scruffy ass shit off your face, you look like one of those ugly ass super nintendo "street-fighter" characters. www.keyboardwarrior.com <--- Hopefully, someone on this forum can teach you how not to sound like the only smack talking experience you have is listening to chris rock on comedy central and talking back to your mom. I know you think you're sweet, but damn, get some skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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