Devils Advocate Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Tilley, you're excluded from this. Real > Fake. Love for you though. Cody's avatar made me think of this. Let's have a tits and ass contest. We need to elect a panel of judges, and one of them needs to be gay so that there's no bias (Marc, you're up. I know that it'll be hard looking at all that T&A, but hey man... take one for the team.) The rules are: The girl must have all real parts, and she must either be your girlfriend/someone you have dated that isn't the model that sam did... because that girl was NOT human. Four pictures may be submitted, two of the rear and two of the chest. In the ass pictures, the ass has to be FULLY COVERED, no thongs halfway up the back or ass cheeks hanging out (just to make it fair for judging.. if you wanna throw that shit around in pics and vids, please do )... and no nipples in the chest pics, either. Oh yeah, the girls obviously have to be of age (Jason, that's for you, so have Adam read it to you if you're having trouble... it's important.) Anyone up for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Id get pics of my g/f, but I doubt she'll be interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Jon, your the master of backhanded compliments. (For you observant types, you'll notice that what I've just said is, ironically, a backhanded compliment.) Anyway, have your fun; I'll be interested to see what all of you come up with. In the meantime, know that there's a video in the works featuring the very two girls that you've said are excluded from this contest. I'll be sure not to send you a copy. For the record, excluding girls for having "modifications" is weak. Some girls, like cars, need enhancements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 If they need enhancements, they arent worth it in the first place. I hate fake bitches graemlins/wtf.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Good doctor, please sign me up for a copy of said video. graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by Browning: If they need enhancements, they arent worth it in the first place. I hate fake bitches graemlins/wtf.gif Being a "fake bitch" and having plastic surgery are two different things. A girl can be completely "fake" without having any type of plastic surgery, and a girl can have plastic surgery and not be "fake." Of course, a girl can have plastic surgery and, indeed, be a "fake bitch." However, they're not one in the same, like you're implying they are. Originally posted by (s)aint ZX: Good doctor, please sign me up for a copy of said video. graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 True, Im just not a fan of any girls who go the plastic surgery route. My g/f's mom has implants, and has had other surgeries. Sure they look nice, but..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Lame... I get hot enough ass, and it will stay that way. And it will stay off the board, dont need any of you weird ass' checking them out. DUMB IDEA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Will I be banned if I post my own ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by sleepers, inc.: Will I be banned if I post my own ass? Most assuredly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by (s)aint ZX: Most assuredly. graemlins/cry.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 may the graemlins/leghump.gif begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Yeaaaaaa, I don't want any of my ex's sueing me. And belive me, they will, they like money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'd take a pic of my wife.. but that sure as hell isn't going to happen. I don't want the thought of you fucktards jerking off to her.. graemlins/burnout02.gifgraemlins/nutkick.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest infamous me 235 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/roflwerd.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest infamous me 235 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by Browning: True, Im just not a fan of any girls who go the plastic surgery route. My g/f's mom has implants, and has had other surgeries. Sure they look nice, but.....Pics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 There is nothing wrong with putting mods on the old lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I just looked through all the pics I have and there are no good angles. If this were a drunk picture contest I would win hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 (this is for the doc.) word of advice: skip all the shitty acting and go straight to the good stuff. graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Originally posted by (s)aint ZX: Good doctor, please sign me up for a copy of said video. graemlins/thumb.gif +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 my tits > * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 420GSXR1000 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 have a live CR wet t shirt contest for $$$$ for charity....its for a good caus so they may be willing to get krqazy smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by The Stig: my tits > *Bull shit I have a nice A cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Quik7 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 why doesn't someone compile some random pictures of chicks and we'll have a poll going? last thing most guys wanna do is post pics of the ones they love, then have one of the stupid fuck-socks from the board make a rude comment about her looks, or start beating his wookie to her picture. just my $.02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 I think I can have this in the bag, I'll just remember to bring my digi cam. Must be within the 110-125 bracket right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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