Kuruma Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 So last night, me and Mik decided to go walk to the store to buy some smokes, and this stupid cunt driving a green Honda Civic, complete with the JDM-plastic-sheet-window shit on the drivers side comes ripping her fatass way into the parking lot, and then tries to zip to the left to turn down Jones Mill Rd, right into the left lane where a car would fucking be stopped, and almost plows over both of us, then starts screaming at us not to "walk in the middle of the fucking road". Well excuse me, yeast infected little whorespawn ricer cunt, but when there's no fucking SIDEWALK, and the grass on the fucking side of the road is so soaked that your feet sink a fucking INCH into it people are going to walk on the extreme side of Jones Mill Rd. when they are trying to LEAVE THE FUCKING LOT TO WALK SOMEWHERE. Did you not notice that your car was ricing it's fucking way into a lane where it would have hit another car head on, had one been there? Watch where the fuck you drive, ya fucking ricer bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicktcfcsb Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Did you get her Phone #? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 I think someone has a crush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Drive to the store? I know I would since it's raining out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Well excuse me, yeast infected little whorespawn ricer cunt this has to be the best display of word stringing ive ever seen graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted January 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. 2: Drive to the store? I know I would since it's raining out.If I had been driving, she would have smashed the hell out of my car's front end with her "mad ricer skillz". That, and the Circle K is just across the street anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyPimpstress1647545491 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Are you talking about the apartments and circle k off of wilson??? If so... there are some crazies that live back in those apartments. Those nasty ass speedbumps don't slow any of them down either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
302Powered Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 I think he's talking about Schrock Rd right by Karl Rd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Originally posted by MRMEANR: Well excuse me, yeast infected little whorespawn ricer cunt this has to be the best display of word stringing ive ever seen graemlins/thumb.gif +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Dude Mike your avatar is the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted January 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by Pony Pimpstress: Are you talking about the apartments and circle k off of wilson??? If so... there are some crazies that live back in those apartments. Those nasty ass speedbumps don't slow any of them down either!Nah, Karl & Schrock, but I got some friends who live in the place you're talking about, and I party there sometimes with my 86 or my Neon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjeosu27 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Did she sound hot??? :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted January 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 No, she had a kinda downs syndrome look to her face. turns out it was an accord, not a civic, and the bitch lives here. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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