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Things to do in an elevator


Casper

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On elevators that are "Express" - i.e. - down at BWC there are ones that only stop at the top 1/3 of the building.......

Let a big fart ripp, just as you are getting off, then watch the expression of the people getting on, since they have no chance of getting off early.:monkeypoo:

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Push all the buttons and get off on the next floor.

Fart and blame it on the cutest girl in the elevator.

Move the ceiling tile and ask the next person to enter for a boost.

Get empty boxes label then Gym Weights 500lbs and load up a cart full of them on the elevator.

Thats all i got right now.

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Upon entering the elevator hopefully with others in it, quickly remove your wind breaker to reveal what appears to be wires connected to C4. Politely ask someone to connect the two red wires on your back.

When riding the "vator" all of the sudden collapse and begin to act like your sleeping, its a must to snore extremely loud.

As soon as the doors close starting screaming and throwing yourself around " O MY GOD WE ARE TRAPPED IN HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!? Then when the doors open calmly walk out, for better presentation if your wearing a tie adjust it as soon as the doors open fully and walk off like nothing happens.

If the "vator" is full of men, stand all the way in the back and calmly announce your gay, and when everyone turns around just smile like your slightly aroused and excited.

Start break dancing mid trip.

Get your phone out and pretend to have phone sex or something along those lines.

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Get on the elevator with your cell up to your ear. Pretend to discuss the protocol for the "drop sequence" that is to happen momentarily. Tell the people on the elevator that they cannot leave because it has been calibrated for the current weight and any deviation may cause it crash after the upcoming freefall.

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dont say a word just get one and walk directly to the back corner and stand there and face it. dont make eye contact on the way in or anything. then when it hits any floor just get off but make sure you stayed long enought to make people uncomfortable.

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