Chad is Dead Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Hahaha. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scooter Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Last night, I dreamt that I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Last night, I dreamt that I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted... Maby it was just a bad joke or something but that just sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgels Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Last night, I dreamt that I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted... Well I dreamt last night that I was a goodyear, and I woke up tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 first post was good. Straight downhill from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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