El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 don't know how much you guys know about it, but its a benefit for the Cam Neely cancer foundation (or some mumbo jumbo name along those lines). For the last 11 years, Cam and Dennis Leary have put on this show in Boston every year, and made it the longest running comedy charity show ever or something like that. Anyways, i just got back from it and it was fucking hilarious. Dennis Leary, Lenny Clarke, Bill Burr, Adam Ferrara, Patrice O'Neill, Steve Sweeney, and Dany Cook (a last-minute addition to the bill) made a fucking hilarious night. if you ever have the chance to go, next year or something, do it. it was worth every cent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 dany cook or dane cook? i just found out about this guy in the last month, he is funny as fuck. i dont know what it is...somethin about how he talks makes a lot of the stuff he says seem a lot funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 Dane* my bad. His best line: "You know what a turn on is to me? Teeth. I like a girl with nice teeth. You know what a turnoff is? Stinky pussy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 "i dont like it when you open your mouth and its a battle of epic porportions....im the CRAZY yellow tooth that looks like corn. dont brush me, dont brush me, i have an image to uphold, dont brush me" i also love the whole grocery sceen...from "you NEVER leave your cart alone. god forbid someone comes in and wants exactly that shit!" up to the "nothing fight"..."hey man...tell this twat to get some jelly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 my favorite Dane Cook like is from the discussion of the Kool Aide man... "I'LL KICK YOU AND YOU WILL GO DOWN...because you are top heavy" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 "Dont touch me Grandpa Nana is a cheating whore! Where did you get those pink fiftys from? Im siting on baltic with crap, paying luxery tax out the ass!" Dane Cook is the funniest man alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 juice should not wear tights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 http://www.danecook.com/?video=18 scroll down and select the stand up on the left kool aid man is my fave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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