Guest powers Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 This is a fairly common thing to see aournd here. For those of you who do it, just know that it makes you apprear desperate. You do not get laid often and when you do all your friends know about it because you have to tell them. These types of actions are only done by lonely individuals who have nothing else to. All to often when a girl signes up on a forum such as this one they are not hot, and I am talking 98% of the time they are not hot. This does not deter the leg humpers though. Their lack of getting laid on a regular baisis has changed their mental chemical condition allowing them to be interested in anything that shows intertest in them. I like to call this condition "low standards". These are the same people who bang the fat chicks and tell all their friends, which normally the oposite is done. If you are a leg humper please understand that this condition is mostly non curable becasue you are a loser, and will more than likely always be a loser. This condition of leghumping is just one of the many side effects associated with loserdom. Perhaps next week we can discuss the side effect of "bringing up the one time we all hung out together OVER AND OVER AND OVER again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I really did almost die in the foam party tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Greg, remember that one time? When we all hung out together? But seriously. There are no girls on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I really did almost die in the foam party tho. That was funny. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I don't know whatcha heard about me, but I'm a muthafuckin P-I-M-P. Great song. I try and make girls as uncomfortable and unwelcome as possible on message boards. They don't belong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 http://pr0phet.250free.com/fyoucracka.JPG I'm in the Army, I take what I get! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm in the Army, I take what I get! Nothing against you personally but I have noticed low standards with reguard people in the army. Would you care to elaborate and explain this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 When all you see is dusty cock in brown and green uniforms for months at a time, even the fattest and loosest vagina looks like jessica alba's legpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Both of you are quite correct. We soldiers deffinately take it as we can get it, some more than others. Mostly it is cause we spend weeks upon weeks with each other, smelling of foot and ass. It's like showing food to an Ethiopian, they're gonna eat it, if it's offered. (no offense taken, I've taken for the team PLENTY of times) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Both of you are quite correct. We soldiers deffinately take it as we can get it, some more than others. Mostly it is cause we spend weeks upon weeks with each other, smelling of foot and ass. It's like showing food to an Ethiopian, they're gonna eat it, if it's offered. (no offense taken, I've taken for the team PLENTY of times) come on scott.....u were like this before boot-camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Yeah, but I was a sexy beefcake then, and even more so now. http://hem.spray.se/junttila/vit/south11.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 come on scott.....u were like this before boot-camp You two were like two grenade jumpers in a pod... -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 You two were like two grenade jumpers in a pod... -Marc you should see the girl i'm dating now. I've come a long way (pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Both of you are quite correct. We soldiers deffinately take it as we can get it, some more than others. Mostly it is cause we spend weeks upon weeks with each other, smelling of foot and ass. It's like showing food to an Ethiopian, they're gonna eat it, if it's offered. (no offense taken, I've taken for the team PLENTY of times) What is the deal then when you are not currently active. Why still the low standards. Please keep in mind I am only speaking from the experience of the people I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Nah I'm Regular Army, full timer. Berto was refering back to my past gf, and maybe another we won't mention. As far as the standards, I'm usually piss drunk, looking out of one eye, and make a BAD judgement call. But I look at fat girls like this, I'm a lion on the prowl, in the African safari. Yes, I'd love to get the slender, delicious impalas, but that's a lot of effort, and NOT always garunteed. NOW, look at the water buffalo. Yes, it's not as fast, not slender, but is a garuntee for some food one way or another. So sometimes, I choose the buffalo because I'm lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MissTypeS Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I think its kinda cute/funny/psychotic when they all attack my post at once. And hey, I'm no ugly chick by the way. I'm not gods gift but I'm definitely not hard on the eyes. Keep the faith - sometimes hot chicks do surf teh interweb (and car forums). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I really did almost die in the foam party tho. This made me LOL heartily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 My bad, I figured this was a roll call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 u guys are to funny.......u know there are some hot girls that are on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 u guys are to funny.......u know there are some hot girls that are on this forum Geez, I don't know how to say this, but uhm.... Will you Marry me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Geez, I don't know how to say this, but uhm.... Will you Marry me? already married to a man on the forum......lol but thanks for the offer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jimmy Notchback Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Geez, I don't know how to say this, but uhm.... Will you Marry me? Hoblick is driving to OU as I type this to destroy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 OMFGNOEZ!!!!! I don't give a what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 This made me LOL heartily. I knew someone would laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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