sonavabeech Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 butta_been: Okay, i'm pretty sure my neighbors officially hate meboomsheika: why?butta_been: Well,we were having a bonfire in the backyard last night, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the side street butta_been: So we all went running to see what was going on, and our neigbor's house was on fire!boomsheika: oh shit!butta_been: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying and her husband was hugging her.butta_been: We were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look everbutta_been: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....butta_been: talk about bad timing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 i love bash.org<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK<tatclass> er.<tatclass> hi.<andy\code> A common typo.<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.bloodninja: Me too baby.BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.BritneySpears14: Hey...bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.bloodninja: Baby?--------------BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.eminemBNJA: Oh ****BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.eminemBNJA: Oh ****eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or somethinglol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 ok one more quick one<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back fucker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 i love bash.org<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK<tatclass> er.<tatclass> hi.<andy\code> A common typo.<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. Yeah...some funny shitAnd I hate when I type to the wrong chat window too ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 This thread is WAY out in leftfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 go to dubya dubya dubya dot bash.org and you'll see.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 go to dubya dubya dubya dot bash.org and you'll see..perhaps i should just keep it simple..click here ----> http://www.bash.org/?latest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 <Matty> Hmm<Matty> A little bored this afternoon<Matty> Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting<UG> indeed<Matty> Paul Macartney is my subject<Matty> I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?<Matty> Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.<Matty> Heather aint exactly the best looking bird<UG> then he's a dumbfuck <Matty> Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..<Matty> Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).<Matty> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees<Matty> Sometimes renting makes far more sense.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 <Poyzin> The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse.<Kilts> wtf lol<Poyzin> But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY fucking far back there.<Poyzin> So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close to the front.<Poyzin> Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All in clear view.<Kilts> ROFLMAO<Poyzin> And then some redneck couple come in and they see me because this front room has shit protection on it.<Poyzin> "You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's asshole.<Poyzin> "Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic."80) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jermattak Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 thats funny stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 bloodninja is a rockstar!! Find the one about the pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 bloodninja is a rockstar!! Find the one about the pirateBloodNinja & this one had me laughin' so hard I had tears rollin'!!! One of the funniest threads I've read on here!! <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK<tatclass> er.<tatclass> hi.<andy\code> A common typo.<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 If you think his shit is funny hit this up.http://www.bloodninja.org/index.phpThe one I thought was with a pirate was really a vampire check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I just spent the last 1/2 hour reading BloodNinja and laughing my ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 omg thats funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*I don't know what you're talking about, man.....* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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