supldys Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 If anyone has listened to his CD's, you know about his "cutting in line" adventure. So I went to the grinders on sawmill rd tonight, when I walked in there was a, what I would call, dirtball couple. Normally I would have kept this in my head, but they pissed me off. They were at the end looking at the menu, and I'm polite and know they were there first so I waited a minute. They were still discussing but I was ready, and you have to order at the other end so I started to walk. At that point they began moving, kind of blocking my way too. So I thought to myself "hey thats cool, if you're ready go ahead, you were here first." Was waiting behind them then they stopped again, and continued discussing. At that point I knew these people were not "committed to the line, they're werent standing in a way that said 'hey I'm a part of this community, I'm going on a journey with you to pay for my shit.'" So I said screw it, started to move again, and they went to block my way again, so guess what I did? I just went around into the "eating area" and walked inbetween the tables. So I took Danes advice, and didn't look back. I could see in my periph they noticed and gave me a look, but I didnt look back. Ordered my food and got out. Unfortunately no "I'll fucking kill you ending" that would spice this story up, but just not too often I run into a "cutsies" moment. Kinda the same thing at BP directly after, was about to walk in, and a guy was coming out, so I waited since he already had his hand on the door, but he didnt open it. So I went to open the other door, but he started opening his so I waited again. And he stopped again, so I thought to myself "fuck you, Im going to open this other door and I dont care if you get hit with it." He moved and walked out at the same time, but I just dont understand how people can be that absolutely oblivious to the world around them, no wonder accidents happen. /end rant -Jono Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheezy Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Good story. Dane Cook says some funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 i do love the "ill fucking kill you" skit my favorite by far is the jelly part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 "sounds that make you want to punch a baby" "twat" I just got copies of all of his CDs and his DVD last weekend. Great shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Thats awsome......Dane cook is the FUNNIEST guy alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iwishiwascool Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 GOOD. I thought it was going to be a "My dick feels like corn" moment. Dane Cook is the fucking best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Bee's? Fuck bee's!! Who get's killed by bee's? I could understand if there were killer horses... He's one funny motherfucker. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 "twat" Good work bro..great fuckin word. Fuckin Twat...YESSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT4magoo Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Some one shit on the coats! Dane is awesome. I saw him last year at my college. My face hurt from laughing so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 "suck my back!" "have some spaghetti, youre very rude" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medium fast Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 fuck shoes HAHAHA, one of his better skits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBussman1647545507 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Thats awsome......Dane cook is the FUNNIEST guy alive Very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 You're a fucking riot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 fuck you shark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 My dick feels like corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 I haven't done it since like the second grade, but I still know how to do it! Yea. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FrancesTheMute Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 You should've looked back and laughed. "Someone shit on the coats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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