Crash1647545504 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Ahhhhhhh i went to the doc today and found out i have mono, AND pink eye. Kill me now. Anyway the doc didn't give me anything, can somone sugest something good? Like an elephant trank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 not kissing dirty butt sluts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 yea, well my girlfriend got me mono. I want to come give you a big wet kiss right now though, Berto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 yea, well my girlfriend got me mono. I want to come give you a big wet kiss right now though, Berto. Where did she get it from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 dude, you've got the shittiest luck ever since you've planned this winter getaway. What all has happened to you now? Hit on your bike Mono didn't you hurt yourself on the slopes too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 WTF is mono? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverEvo8owner Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 i had it in september dont do ANY sports, just get plenty of sleep ( at least two hours more than usual) and lots of liquid it will be a rough couple of weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 The doc didn't even give you meds for the pink eye!?!?!!?! That shit is contagious as hell. He should have given you eye drops. FIND ANOTHER DOCTOR!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 yea he gave me drops. I ment he didn't give me anything for mono. Seems like all i can do is sleep, seems like i am stuck in denver because i cant get the energy to drive back up to my place in Winter Park. Robitusin and Advill are all i have to take for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 As far as mono, don't even take robitussin. That shit is basically placebo. Just keep doing 3xnormal dose of Advil, sleep all the time and when you're not rock the chicken noodle/clam chowder/ramen/whatev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 make sure you take a lot of vitamins bc your immune system is shot to hell right now and could use the boost.....trust me it helps alot (B12, calcium, magnesium)and maybe a multivitamin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 mono = 2 week power nap. Apples are good, helped my throat feel better when I had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Mononucleosis = 2 weeks of my life I dont remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 I’m pretty sure I’ve contracted mono before and probably didn’t know it because my stomach ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 WTF is mono? Infectious mononucleosis (mono) or glandular fever is often called the kissing disease. The label is only partly true. Kissing can spread the virus that causes this disease, but more commonly coughing, sneezing, or sharing a glass or cup transmits mononucleosis. It's not highly contagious. Mononucleosis is caused by the Epstein-Barr virus, although similar signs and symptoms are sometimes caused by cytomegalovirus. Full-blown mono is most common in adolescents and young adults. Young children usually have minimal symptoms, and the infection often goes unrecognized. In lesser developed countries, mononucleosis is more frequently acquired at a young age, so classic mono signs and symptoms aren't as common as in developed nations. Mono usually isn't very serious, although the virus remains in your body for life. Most people have been exposed to the Epstein-Barr virus by the time they're 35 years old and have built up antibodies. They're immune and won't get mononucleosis again. Treatment mostly involves bed rest and getting adequate fluids. edit: And lots of Advil. Definately stay away from other peoples kids with that pinkeye, bro. Now would be a good time to lock yourself in the basement with your comic books, or try to get your elven warlock to level 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 try to get your elven warlock to level 30. ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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