Berto Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I'm sure the powertrain is fantastic, most imports can't touch domestic trucks (yet) Its amazing how much you talk about the appearance of other people's cars being ugly and "factory rice" but at least the subaru's special edition isn't named after a clothing brand, whats next in 07? the victoria's secret edition? http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I think I cut someone off today that was driving one of those today, I didn't even feel bad. They sped up after I had plenty of room and signaled so I couldn't get over. Fucking asshole gashogs. Sorry, no offense. Just kinda pisses ya off sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I don't see what's wrong with that truck, I like it. It's a truck, it's meant for truckin' not "dub oh shit fo sho twenty fo's." Regardless it still looks nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthmonkey Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars http://www.ohio3si.org/funny/bwahaha.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 my exploer has upgrade dtowing capacity, and is rate 240hp - 280 tq 7900lb towing capacity, and i have pulled cars out of muddy ditches with it. towed, bikes, loads of wood, pool tables and bars. i jsut don treally know why someone would by somethin gso usless.. it doenst have a decent size bed, it doesnt have alto of room in the cab for passengers, its like taking the shittiest parts of an SUV and truck and throwing them together. my explorer is no POS, probably of one the best explorers ive ridden in. smooth ride tons of power, great towing package, can hold 7 comfortably, great sound system, uprgaded diff from the factory, and a peppy 4.6l. i probably have more room to haul shit wiht the seats folded down than you do in the bed of your halfbreed truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Oh yeah, about the Avalanche: it's a piece of shit, and the type of people who would drive it are the same type of people who spend their Saturday nights changing their corn pads while listening to country music, which also happens to suck rhinoceros cock, but not as much as the Chevy Avalanche. *falls out of chair* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trbmiata Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 dude your truck sucks. I wouldnt let my girl drive that. Come to think of it she wouldnt let me buy it for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boostedgtp Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Nice lookin. I almost bought one of those. I loved the interior and how the mid gate worked. As for the exploder thing, we have a 03 4.0 with 115,000 miles at our shop that needs a motor. It looks nice tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street pilot Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 All I remember is you saying how much a Honda ridgeline is not a "truck," and here you are posting pictures of your 4x4 "buttons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 my exploer has upgrade dtowing capacity, and is rate 240hp - 280 tq 7900lb towing capacity, and i have pulled cars out of muddy ditches with it. towed, bikes, loads of wood, pool tables and bars. i jsut don treally know why someone would by somethin gso usless.. it doenst have a decent size bed, it doesnt have alto of room in the cab for passengers, its like taking the shittiest parts of an SUV and truck and throwing them together. my explorer is no POS, probably of one the best explorers ive ridden in. smooth ride tons of power, great towing package, can hold 7 comfortably, great sound system, uprgaded diff from the factory, and a peppy 4.6l. i probably have more room to haul shit wiht the seats folded down than you do in the bed of your halfbreed truck I don't have a lot of room for people in the cab? Have you ever sat in one of these trucks?? There's plenty of room; I haul people around in it all the time, not a big deal. The truck has a MIDGATE. That means I can haul a lot more with it down. Yes, the bed w/ the gate up is small (just like any other quad cab, short bed truck), with the ability to open it up to hold large objects. My Jimmy isn't much smaller than your Exploder, and I've hauled a number of objects on my Avalanche that would not have been possible in the Jimmy. Weather proof bed does everything the back of an SUV can do, with far more flexability. And you honestly think that Exploder is up to the task of pulling 7900lbs. That's freaking laughable. Just because something is rated to tow xxx amount of weight doesn't mean it can reasonably do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 then take your own word about towing capacity and use it with your avalanche. you think that thing can haul a fucking semi the way you talk. i can hardly doubt your avalanche will tow anymore than my explorer. since i looked it up and if yours has the 8.1l the towing capacity is 8100lbs. so an assumed 200lb more towing capacity. but in your words it shouldnt do anywhere near 8100lbs correct?? i honestly think the avalanche, cadillac ext, honda ridgeline, explorer sporttrac, and whatever that little subaru car/truck.suv thing is.. are the worst designs. like i said before having the shittiest part of an suv and truck in one make a great vehicle. although if i HAD to buy one of the piles.. i would choose the ridgeline. unibody construction, rides like a car, and tons of storage under the bed, and all aroudn that damn thing you would never even know was there. but everyone has different taste, so take a lesson from this.. you rip on peopl efor there vehicle choices because you dont like the vehicle, now you get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 but everyone has different taste, so take a lesson from this.. you rip on peopl efor there vehicle choices because you dont like the vehicle, now you get back. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I'd love to know where you are getting these tow ratings from. An 8.1L w/ 4.10's is rated at 12,000 lbs (2500 series trucks). 5.3L like mine is rated at 8100. But you are too dense to understand that just because something is rated for so much weight, doesn't mean it can tow that. Just like I know my Jimmy is rated for 5200lbs, but there's no way I could safely pull that much with it (it's good for about 3500, then gets sketchy). And where are you getting your tow rating from anyway (not that it matters). Every resource I googled said 7000lbs for a 4.6L 4WD Explorer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRN96WS6 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 although if i HAD to buy one of the piles.. i would choose the ridgeline. unibody construction, rides like a car, and tons of storage under the bed, and all aroudn that damn thing you would never even know was there. Umm no no it doesn't it has a small trunk under the bed hardly TONS of storage space. Nice try though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 i dont have a standard xlt exploer, i have the limited which has the upgraded towing package Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Ok Joe / Hoblick. Simply meet up in a parking lot, hook your hitches to each other and have a pull off. This will show the clear winner! (chuckle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 i wouldnt wanna pull the back end of his truck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 i dont have a standard xlt exploer, i have the limited which has the upgraded towing package So you got a tranny cooler, class 3 hitch and a wiring harness from the factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 So you got a tranny cooler, class 3 hitch and a wiring harness from the factory. Ohh Schnapp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I want to see a drag race at Norwalk....of course we know the Avalanche will win. It is LSx powered! Although his has the 4.6 from the Mustang....hmmmm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Umm no no it doesn't it has a small trunk under the bed hardly TONS of storage space. Nice try though! But it doubles as a cooler...who wouldn't want a built in cooler? Huh? Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 i wouldnt wanna pull the back end of his truck off Surburban frame > Exploder frame. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 i wouldnt wanna pull the back end of his truck off hahha yes ill bring the camera!!!!!!! seriously solve it straight up.........hook those bitches up and see who pulls who.......END OF STORY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Lets Go Guys! PULL OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Beavis, would Shepps car beat both of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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