SpaceGhost Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 ITALIAN BOY CONFESSIONS Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest ask, "Is that you, little Mikey Parisi? Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Mikey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Lambrusco? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capeli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Mikey Parisi and there's something to be said for that. However, you've sinned and you have to make contrition. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and stop your bad ways." Mikey walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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