SpaceGhost Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 heh I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 yeah, lets look for his!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFooMaru Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Actually got a laugh out loud and not just the lying lol haha <----and the haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I dont get it? j/k (I just wanted a shitty reason to use j/k) pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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