Humor for the Day (7/12/06)

[Casper]

I haven't done the Humor of the Day in a while, so...

 

 

A GUY GOES TO THE SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WAVE AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

 

 

 

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM.SO, HE SAYS

 

"DO YOU KNOW ME?"

 

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS"

 

NOW HIS MIND TRAVELS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS

 

"ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY BUTT WITH WET CELERY?"

 

SHE LOOKS INTO HIS EYES AND CALMLY SAYS" NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATHS TEACHER"

[Buck531]

Why Are You Yelling At Me??

 

Btw, I Lol'd.

[Casper]

I copied and pasted. I wasn't about to go through and retype that. Blow me.

[SpaceGhost]

Nice one!

 

BTW Ben :Offtopic:

I love the new front page with the new posts link. But can we get a link on the Forum page at the top like the "Control Panel" link that goes to the new front page? I have to keep going into my favorites to get to it. NOT BITCHING IN ANY WAY thanks for the work.

[Buck531]

I copied and pasted. I wasn't about to go through and retype that. Blow me.

 

Wierd. If you copy and paste something, it doesn't re-size it. But if you type in ALL CAPS, IT CAPITALIZES THE FIRST LETTER IN THE WORD. .

 

wtf? it did it on my first post. didn't do it on this one.

[copperhead]

Wierd. If you copy and paste something, it doesn't re-size it. But if you type in ALL CAPS, IT CAPITALIZES THE FIRST LETTER IN THE WORD. .

 

wtf? it did it on my first post. didn't do it on this one.

 

That only works if your entire post is all caps.

[dragknee66]

Yup That Is True. Just Like This