Science Abuse Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Topic: Its awful hard to hide a hard-on when your dressed like mini pearl. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Your one sick twisted person! discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 a mini pearl?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Minnie Pearl So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 It's hard for me to hide a hard-on when anyone mentions 'pearl' anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 ... Got to nail her back at her trailer Hey that rhymes I have to admit, It was even more of a turn on when I found out she was doing me to buy baby formula Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying well I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me aginst her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying. Bloodhound gangs only good song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Unnn tas is funny as hell mister jello man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Your one sick twisted person! discussMy morals are loose, but my shorts are tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Minnie Pearl So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. I had a guy at the liquer store down on campus tell me that "at this liquer store they make all of your fanasties come true", So i said above quote and everybody in there was speechless. Great quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Bloodhound gangs only good song Lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Boxers are comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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