heres a joke......

[grease monkey]

this may be old, or a re-post or whatever, but I recieved it in an e-mail today and found it to be very funny, so I decided to post it in here

 

 

> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office, "why you

are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who

insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other

patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this

old guy handled it.

 

An 86-year - old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As

he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you

seeing the Doctor for today?"

 

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist

became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded

Doctor's Room and say things like that."

 

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

 

The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment

in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong

with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the

Doctor in private."

 

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,

if the answer could embarrass anyone."

 

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

 

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

 

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

 

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken

her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

 

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

 

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> The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

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[Guest FooFooMaru]

I've heard it. Not that I know of on here but i've heard it. Good one.

[Lustalbert]

Synical old people FTW