Kevin R. Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The lady from next door was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me. "You should be hung." I took a drink from my bottle of Bud, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Wal-Mart Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosy b#tch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 .......who didn't see that comin from the old ladys statement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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