Scotty2Hotty Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Dear Ugly skeezers, Do not get mad when I make out with your dime piece friend. I gave you a shot sooo your fat ass should be happy. Granted I would include you into a 3 some if you were close to good looking, BUT you weren't. Just be happy I gave your friend some play because my goodness don't grow on trees. *Side note- GREEEEEEEEEEEAT night, the spirit of David Hasselhoff was with me...... just wish I could see straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Scotty-2-Hotty, I'd appreciate if you left your and my affairs off the internets. Kthx, Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Dear Ugly skeezers, Do not get mad when I make out with your dime piece friend. I gave you a shot sooo your fat ass should be happy. Granted I would include you into a 3 some if you were close to good looking, BUT you weren't. Just be happy I gave your friend some play because my goodness don't grow on trees. This never happened did it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 /internetbrag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 This never happened did it... Rigsbur can vouch for me on this one. It's not a fat girl for once PS- Jeager makes people do lots of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 PS- Jeager makes people think fat girls are hot chicks. fixxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Rigsbur can vouch for me on this one. It's not a fat girl for once PS- Jeager makes people do lots of things. LMAO !!! Just like a moped ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 i like this n00b...he's got a good sense of humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Fat chicks and soccer moms need love too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coleyounger3 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 fat girls have the best pussy no one else will fuck them...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 David speaks from experience. But for real they suck the best dick... because they are HUNGRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeGT Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 im cool cuz i get drunk and get with chicks!!! :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 I cant even get with chicks if THEY are drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Haha... I wanna see the "night after" thread when it hurts to pee and you cant stop itching your crotch. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Haha... I wanna see the "night after" thread when it hurts to pee and you cant stop itching your crotch. lol It's more like you're still half way asleep, throw the hand on the wall to prop yourself, other hand on your friend. You start feeling the warm satisfying rush of last nights bar tab running out when......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH MY GOD!!! HOLY FUCK AHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 I cant even get with chicks if THEY are drunk You have that im fresh out of a long relationship look to you probably. i think girls can sense it from a mile away. I know your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhSatan Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Haha... I wanna see the "night after" thread when it hurts to pee and you cant stop itching your crotch. lol He does that shit anyways lol...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 He does that shit anyways lol...... I was afraid of that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 He does that shit anyways lol...... Oh hell no! Natasha posts! natasha = ah satan I'll never forget that! Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhSatan Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Oh hell no! Natasha posts! natasha = ah satan I'll never forget that! Haha! You know that name has actually stuck around believe it or not. Good looking out hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 He does that shit anyways lol...... LIAR! You are falsificating lies. Never happened, not going to. I'm completely innocent, I was attacked that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 I had sex with a man once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 its not sex when the person wasnt doing it willingly. Thats called rape. Bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 I cant even get with chicks if THEY are drunk Thats what they make Disco Biscuits for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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