El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 So here's the kind of drunk nights I can think of and describe. Feel free to add your own. The All Nighter - An instant great, often associated with one of your boys seeing an ex girlfriend with some other guy, or some other drama where your buddy feels the need to assert his dominance and you tear him away from the fight. Often these nights don't involve a keg that much, they revolve around can after can of wonderful nourishment and a few puke sessions. The night culminates after that one guy manages to get himself together and proclaims that "we all gotta fucking go get hash browns at Waffle House NOW" and everyone excitedly jumps on the bandwagon. As you leave, you see the sun cracking the horizon and everyone comes the the realization that they better call off work right now. The Classic - A night that starts with a dozen or so shots of shitty vodka and/or rum, involves kegs, someone hooking up with a fat bitch, and everyone in the posse not talking about the night for several days. A lot of times, someone with a camera will have been dumb enough to produce photo evidence of said chubby-chasing, and thus the guy that hooks up with the fat bitch will have to live with the "moped" stigma until he can get a friend drunk enough to fuck an even fatter bitch next weekend. Fishing With Dynamite - Usually, the guys will pregame nice n easy with some mixed drinks, keep it in order enough to be able to drive, and will head out and do just that...hit on drunk freshman bitches that don't know better. A good night is always had by all, except that guy that can't spit game and ends up fucking the fat bitch, in which case he hopes everyone else gets drunk and he can write it off as a "Classic". The Blue Angels - Where the Blue Angels are the paragon of formation flying and precision maneuvers, this is an all for one night. Whether one of the boys just got dumped, or he's just on a cold streak, it becomes every man's goal to get that one guy some fresh pussy. Usually this night involves the wingmen getting completely shitfaced to distract everyone in the party, leaving Blue Angel One to execute precision acrobatics that allow him into some hot chick's no-fly zone. The "Aw Fuck" - You wake up to see 3 text messages and a voicemail from your ex who is wondering when you're going to pick her up for that dinner you promised her last night. Yep, you went on a drunk dialing spree, and now your mom thinks you're in jail and your ex thinks you love her. Aw fuck. The Miami Ink - Well, now you have a bigass tattoo of Gemini across your back. And you're a Libra. Maybe you'll stop drinking for a while? The Walk of Shame - You wake up in bed with a girl you've never met, in a house you've never seen, in a part of town you've never been in. You sneak out the front door, stumbling into your pants as you fall down the stairs. You walk to the closest side street as you raid your pants and jacket to call your friend for a ride home. You find: a 2 dollar bill, crumpled up and stuffed in a sock in your jacket pocket, a business card for "Parekh Patel" who apparently sells soap, a Budweiser Select bottlecap, a credit card receipt for 3 taquitos, a bag of cheetos, and a 2 liter of Shasta, and an empty condom wrapper. But no cell phone. Get walking, bitch. The Sketchball - All the dudes in your group think it'd be a great idea to go to that party someone posted on Facebook, so you all skeptically jump on the train or bus or whatever public transportation drunk out of your mind hoping for the best. You arrive at the party at 11pm to find that all 4 kegs are kicked, the cops are on the way, and someone is bleeding from the abdomen on the front porch...best to walk away from this one. As you all sit on the curb considering your options, a guy with dredlocks and a messenger bag asks if anyone wants some primo weed. Your druggie friend, feeling defeated, asks if he's got anything to "pick his night up", and of course sketchball says "yeah, come with me." You and your friends grudgingly indulge the druggie friend, thinking "hell there's nothing better to do". Again, you find yourself walking over bridges, through tunnels, and jumping fences in back alleys. You arrive at a house and walk in to see 7 kids on a sofa smoking a hookah with no less than what appears to be 4 kilos of blow on a desk. You and your boys decide your druggie friend is better off alone, you go find a new party and decide to just give him a few bucks for the cab ride home. The Coed Night - So you've got some cool chick friends that can hold their liquor and you decide to invite them out for the night. Maybe you'll hook up with one of them if she gets loosened up enough, but you don't really care. Well, somehow all the boys always forget that your female friends will always have one extra tagalong that is any combination of the following: A) fat B) a dramatic drunk C) can't hold her liquor D) cries when she drinks E) a nymphomaniac that needs to use YOUR bed to fuck some guy cuz your roomate is out of town and hers is a prude F) an utter bitch This coed night usually ends up in one of the guys in the group having sex with one of the girls and the next morning its just awkward for everyone, and the rest of the guys just laugh at all the great pictures and hilarious memories of the guy who drinks til a 4 becomes a 9.5. Thanks for listening CR, now you contribute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I don't have any to add, but I realized that Waffle House can be added into a majority of those nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 I forgot to add the disclaimer that I may or may not have experienced any number of those nights from various points of view... http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w147/caxidea/allnighte.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 The surprise Myspace hook-up - You can't find a parking spot to get to any of the clubs (in my case Sugar) so your driving to try to find a spot and you spot a one the best chicks you have seen your life walking by herself and you pull over to talk to her and the first thing out her mouth is "HEY I JUST SENT YOU A FRIENDS REQUEST ON MYSPACE!" and the rest is history lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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