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Today at the Delaware car show there are a few firsts

- Largest and smallest dogs ever seen

- Woman walking around with snake in hand

- Mohawks are not dead

- No sleeves are a fashion statement

- V6 mustang convertibles will be driven with shirts off

- Big women don't know how to cover up

- Open headers on select cars sound like utter ass

- 14 year olds that look like models are wrong, it ain't fair if you can't touch

- God I love BOOBS!

- Little girls with hot bodies make your mind blank.

Casey fill in the rest.......

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Damn - you didn't leave me any material!

 

Does anybody know why people buy those stupid dolls that they lean up against the damn cars at a show?

 

New first for me - I got to ride in Amys Mustang. I am still not over it - and that was at 10 MPH. My body simply does not fold up that way, take the heat, and I hate sitting on the floor. It is a nice car though - for the diver (only person that is important anyway)

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Oh and I like trashy chicks. Many were in attendance.

Yeah, it's hard to pick out the keepers and the ones you put back in the trash. :lol: There was a great turn out of cars, despite the rain and everything else. Wish they'd do that show a lil more often and keep the cruising and stuff going on til late at night.

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