Kevin R. Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 ...cuz History can blow my fat dick. What kind of fucking class makes the final exam a choice between two broad as fuck questions? "Why are we fighting in the middle East?" and some other shit. WTF? The midterm I got shitted on cuz my opinion didn't match teacher's on an exam that "can be answered any way you see fit so long as you back your up your argument". Also, who makes a class out of 100 points? Now, essentially I must ace this mind-blowing question of opinion that will be fought back with the professors opposite opinion to fuck my grade. I just know my job interview they will ask me who the 3rd president of fucking Syria was and why he caused turbulence in their country. "History repeats itself." Sweet, then why am I learning it? I'll just live it the second time it comes around. Here is my exam I have so far: "They are fucking crazy. Jihad mo' fucka. Jihad. That is why there is tension." Followed by a sweet picture of bombs and shit. We'll see how it goes. /3amtiredrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 hehehe eand this is why i love the night crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Haha. This is why I hate being part of the Night Crew, for pointless shit. Porn and CR is the only thing that keeps me goin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 don't be a night person sleep during the night like the other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 don't be a night person sleep during the night like the other people. Never have. I can function at normal times during the day like everyone else but sleep doesn't come before 2am for me even if I have to get up at 4am. Sucks balls sometimes. But I will get like 2 extra years of life by not sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 fuck school and 4 projects due on the same day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I would gladly taking school again compared to real life, consaquence is more then just a "bad grade" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 ...cuz History can blow my fat dick. What kind of fucking class makes the final exam a choice between two broad as fuck questions? "Why are we fighting in the middle East?" and some other shit. WTF? The midterm I got shitted on cuz my opinion didn't match teacher's on an exam that "can be answered any way you see fit so long as you back your up your argument". Also, who makes a class out of 100 points? Now, essentially I must ace this mind-blowing question of opinion that will be fought back with the professors opposite opinion to fuck my grade. I just know my job interview they will ask me who the 3rd president of fucking Syria was and why he caused turbulence in their country. "History repeats itself." Sweet, then why am I learning it? I'll just live it the second time it comes around. Here is my exam I have so far: "They are fucking crazy. Jihad mo' fucka. Jihad. That is why there is tension." Followed by a sweet picture of bombs and shit. We'll see how it goes. /3amtiredrant Watch the history channel mofo, or call me. I sleep and eat history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I would gladly taking school again compared to real life, consaquence is more then just a "bad grade" LOL. What the fuck is real life have to do with going to school? Working? Fucking? Paying bills? I do that too amigo. This isn't Middle School. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 LOL. What the fuck is real life have to do with going to school? Working? Fucking? Paying bills? I do that too amigo. This isn't Middle School. i never said it was, amigo do you think the bs stops in college? youll be faced with the same issues with your managers, managers of managers, etc real life was meant in your career, something you care about... only its not your grades, its your compensataion and your work history.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Sounds like you could use it too.. the dergree on my wall begs to differ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I sleep and eat history. Translation: Granny fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 i never said it was, amigo do you think the bs stops in college? youll be faced with the same issues with your managers, managers of managers, etc real life was meant in your career, something you care about... only its not your grades, its your compensataion and your work history.. Gotcha. I can deal with bullshit all day as long as it doesn't have to do with ancient China and shit. Oh well. It's over. I probably failed. Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Watch "Thank You For Smoking"... itll be easy. You can bullshit anything in an open paper like that... and all you have to do is link whats going on to something good, or why we are there, to somehting bad... and just run with it. Half hour tops. BTW the demcratic debate is on CNN right now... you may get some ideas. And you have credible sources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Watch "Thank You For Smoking"... itll be easy. You can bullshit anything in an open paper like that... and all you have to do is link whats going on to something good, or why we are there, to somehting bad... and just run with it. Half hour tops. BTW the demcratic debate is on CNN right now... you may get some ideas. And you have credible sources I took it today. The question was "why was there conflict in the Middle East in the twentieth and early twenty-first centuries" with emphasis on the causes in historical context, not really present day 9/11 stuff. I bullshitted for a couple pages. Probably not good. But oh well. Aced the rest of my classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I would gladly taking school again compared to real life, consaquence is more then just a "bad grade" No shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 At least in ''real life'' you can make 30G's a year instead of spending it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 if you need help, i'm a history minor and crank out papers like that about 9 times a semester. you want tough, talk to me after you've taken a final exam consisting of 2 questions that account for 100% of your grade in a class. The short answer to the question, by the way, is that the both the U.S. and the Soviet Union were too embroiled in the Cold War to try to deal with the Middle East. Tensions started after WWI when the Ottoman Empire was dissected by European nations who had no idea how to separate countries according to ethnic groups instead of land masses, so historically bellicose factions were forced to coexist. After WWII, the Soviet invasion of Iran didn't help things, and finally the creation of Israel was the straw that broke the camel's back. After that, things were perpetually downhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 The short answer to the question, by the way, is that the both the U.S. and the Soviet Union were too embroiled in the Cold War to try to deal with the Middle East. Tensions started after WWI when the Ottoman Empire was dissected by European nations who had no idea how to separate countries according to ethnic groups instead of land masses, so historically bellicose factions were forced to coexist. After WWII, the Soviet invasion of Iran didn't help things, and finally the creation of Israel was the straw that broke the camel's back. After that, things were perpetually downhill. I mildly hit that on the head. My essay focused on the breakup of the Ottoman Empire after WWI and the split the the British and French caused by creating physical boundaries, where under previous Ottoman rule many ethnic groups lived in cultural pluralism and based their identities on religion and not so much statehood. These new identities based on physical boundary created new nationalisms and the fight for land as well as different forms of nationalism including Westernization which many Muslim religious groups were not fond of because a Western-style government goes against the belief that people should follow Islamic law and not democratically or authoritarian placed laws. Only thing I fucked up probably was I forgot half the fucking back-up documents of these points I made. I'm going to PM you every class now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 you'll pull out a B if you wrote coherently, history essays are basically the same shit over and over again. but yeah, lmk if you ever need history help n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 i would have answered that exam with three words oil and religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 i would have answered that exam with three words oil and religion. as long as you realize its the west's fault, i'm ok with that answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Oil and Greed are why we are fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Oil and Greed are why we are fighting. Negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Negative. Thats my opinion. Take it how you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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