The King Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Good stuff from a Texas fan...After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II. "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark,Belgium and the Netherlands" stated Goober Von Nuesbaum, chief architect of the BCS computer software. "Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule and significant margin of victories in most battles--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking." Questioned about the #2 ranking of the United States the BCS stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event. So even though the US came back from way down to beat Germany and used a couple of last minute long bombs to beat Japan, those issues aren't factoredin." German spokesperson Bobbi Shtuppesengrubber said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 France on the road in only 6 weeks. It took the US several years to beat us." Germany was criticized by many for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhanceGermany's rankings, using their first team Stormtroopers all the way into the final minutes of several lopsided battles with their "Blitzkrieg"offensive scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 nice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Must be from Texas Tech.....they are bitter losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Huh??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 :lol: UT is really getting screwed on this one...I'll be rooting for Missouri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meatwad Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 'effin hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 that is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 BCS is fucked.we need playoffs, like any other respectable sport. PLAYOFFS NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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