Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 There was a small boy that lived down the street. I never really liked him, he was an ugly child and I knew that someday he would just be trouble. I decided to cut off his ears and make a set of custom earings for my wife for our 25th anniversary. The child scream and would not stop so I cutout his tongue and made a pendant for my wife for valentines day. That little boy doesnt come and play in my yard anymore. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ohnoes.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Why do I crave a chili corn dog right now? STRANGE????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Why do I crave a chili corn dog right now? STRANGE????? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsughno.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh.gif I just farted in a glass jar and I'm going to save it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I just farted in a glass jar and I'm going to save it for you http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 What this thread needs right now is the video of the two girls shitting in the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 What this thread needs right now is the video of the two girls shitting in the pool. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kekekegay.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 What this thread needs right now is the video of the two girls shitting in the pool. Ask and you shall recieve http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=20323 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Ask and you shall recieve http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=20323 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, makes me die laughing every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Need more calls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I once farted into a small plastic bag, I put a twisty tie on it and left it for 6 months. I opened it at my wifes birthday party. It smelled so bad all of my wifes friends left the party. One vomited in the front yard where the dog was chained up. Thankfully I didnt have to feed the dog that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I once farted into a small plastic bag, I put a twisty tie on it and left it for 6 months. I opened it at my wifes birthday party. It smelled so bad all of my wifes friends left the party. One vomited in the front yard where the dog was chained up. Thankfully I didnt have to feed the dog that night You need to watch that video from begining to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I once farted into a small plastic bag, I put a twisty tie on it and left it for 6 months. I opened it at my wifes birthday party. It smelled so bad all of my wifes friends left the party. One vomited in the front yard where the dog was chained up. Thankfully I didnt have to feed the dog that night Hey ray, why not call me and tell me all this, actually if you want just leave it on my VM if I dont answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 for whatever reason it wont load for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I think it must be that little boy's website and he is still mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Hell yeah BJ in 25mins..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Hell yeah BJ in 25mins..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 edit...your ex told me to stop calling!lol i was texting that number! thought it was you! lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 weird! ??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROb I hope you are serious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 text log gearhead: hey you fucking queer! get off the internet reply:who is this? gearhead:what fun would that be.better just change your number.Ill text your ass all night! reply:dont msg me! gearhead:sell that slow ass car yet? reply:if your tryying to reach sam.its not him.msg him on raceclub and tell him hes a fag!this is zhenya his ex.please dont msg me! gearhead:lmao then you may call me anytime.and it wasnt on that site! reply: then where was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROb I hope you are serious... dead! now im going to see if i can get her to call me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 text log gearhead: hey you fucking queer! get off the internet reply:who is this? gearhead:what fun would that be.better just change your number.Ill text your ass all night! gearhead:sell that slow ass car yet? reply:if your tryying to reach sam.its not him.msg him on raceclub and tell him hes a fag! gearhead:lmao then you may call me anytime.and it wasnt on that site! reply: then where was it? OH DEAR GOD...... I am LOLING RIGHT NOW... Thanks Rob... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 text log gearhead: hey you fucking queer! get off the internet reply:who is this? gearhead:what fun would that be.better just change your number.Ill text your ass all night! reply:dont msg me! gearhead:sell that slow ass car yet? reply:if your tryying to reach sam.its not him.msg him on raceclub and tell him hes a fag!this is zhenya his ex.please dont msg me! gearhead:lmao then you may call me anytime.and it wasnt on that site! reply: then where was it? gearhead:call me and ill tell you? reply: call you where? sam is this a dizzy blonde? gearhead: on my phone reply NO, who the hell is this? gearhead:a sort of freind of his. we have raced together before! reply:and y r u msg me? gearhead: call and ill explian it too you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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