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Internet jukeboxes?


El Karacho1647545492

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Note: This idea was totally stolen from elsewhere on the internet. Not original at all.

 

So there's some bars and various other places around that have those jukeboxes where you can download pretty much any song and play it. Lately my friends and I have decided to waste our money on these playing songs that no socially apt person would ever dream of playing in a public place. The reactions have been priceless. We need new songs to add to our playlist of pain. So far we have:

 

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

DJ Assault - Ass n' Titties

4 Non Blondes - What's Up

Daniel Powter - Bad Day

The X Files Theme (that one was hilarious)

Arlo Guthrie - Alices Restaurant (lol 18 minutes)

The Mars Volta - Cygnus.....Vismund Cygnus

Mastodon - Iron Tusk

Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight

A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran

 

do they have these things in columbus? I haven't really been to any bars there in forever.

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Out of that whole list I only recognized 2 (ok maybe 3) and thats because I use to work at a dept store who ALWAYS played Rick Astley and Eddie Money (if its the same "take me home tonight"). I would suggest getting the playlist from someplace like Khole's, Macy's, bannana republic, Talbots and picking the worst from those playlists. Great idea.

 

Oh and yes, they do have interenet jukeboxes in most bars in cbus now.

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Divinyls - I touch myself

The Hamster Dance

Lords of Acid - I sit on Acid

Unchained Melody

 

There's a few that'll confuse people or drive them insane.

 

 

Anything by lords of acid but specifically play " Pain and Pleasure Concerto " if you can.

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I don't know if you could play any of these songs on the jukebox but try it. Ken Kaniff was an actual person (see Eminem's music) that released an internet only CD. He is by far sicker (as in I am sick with the flu) then Eminem. He writes about being a pedophile and rips on Eminem and Dr Dre. His lyrics aside from the "sickness" flow pretty well. It is worth listening to his CD at least once. You will probably delete it afterwards but it is all in good fun.
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