kristy Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 This is for those of you who do not understand the urban culture, and therefore cannot translate those true lyrics of the new hip hop legend, Soulja Boy. After the GRAMMY’S NOMINATED Soulja Boy for his latest ringtone hit, “Crank That Soulja Boy”, Columbus Racing will now decipher this hit for yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Crank Dat Soulja Boy (translated) (translations made from urbandictionary.com) soul·ja [sohl-jah] -noun 1. a rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mama’s welfare because he has no ambition to work; not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actually fight and stand for something. 2. usually a man who grew up on the streets. Slang. for "soldier" like in the army, battles in combats, knows how to use a gun to kill, their ghetto being their "turf" or war zone. [definitions given in 2005] su·per·man [soo-per-man] -noun 1. when you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you and she falls asleep and you masturbate and cum on her back then stick the bed sheet onto her back so when she wakes up it sticks to the cum and she has a cape like Superman. [definitions given in 2005] Bathing Apes [bāth-ing-āps] -noun 1. amazing, yet EXTREMELY expensive shoes. 2. shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people. 3. a type of gangster shoe. It has a star on it, also known as "Bapes" for short term. [definitions given in 2007] su·per·soak [soo-per-sohk] -verb 1. to ejaculate on someone making someone drip in cum as if soaked with a supersoaker. 2. to explode semen all over a girl to give the effect of being drenched by "water" by a popular water gun. [definitions given in 2007] rub·ber·band·man [ruhb-er-band-man] -noun 1. an elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things. Slang. a reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills. example… Can you tie that bag with a rubber band? Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money." Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them" [definitions given in 2004 and 2006] Roo·se·velt [roh-zuh-velt] -noun 1. a typical lean-n-rock dance that involves swinging your hand over your lower stomach while thrusting your pelvis and legs forward in one swift motion. 2. sexual position where you have sex while you're in a wheelchair (you cannot be a paraplegic or else it's just sex in a wheelchair). [definitions given in 2007] …after knowing these definitions, enjoy this GREAT, GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED SONG! "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" [Chorus: x2] Soulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it, Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then superman that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) X 4 [Verse 1:] Soulja boy off in this hoe Watch me lean and watch me rock Superman that hoe Then watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters man When I do that soulja boy I lean to the left and crank that thang (now you) I'm jocking on your bitch ass And if we get the fighting Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass You catch me at your local party Yes I crank it everyday Haters getting mad cause "I got me some bathing apes" [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] I'm bouncing on my toe Watch me supersoak that hoe I'm gonna pass it to Arab Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc) Haters wanna be me Soulja boy, I'm the man They be looking at my neck Saying it's the rubber band man (man) Watch me do it (watch me do it) Dance (dance) Let get to it (let get to it) Nope, you can't do it like me Hoe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that shit was ugly [Chorus x4] [Hook:] Aim to clean off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that Roosevelt And super soak that Hoe [x10] Aim to fresh up in this bitch Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Super man that bitch [x6] [Chorus] Ps this is just a joke and I hate soulja boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Even with knowing this is a joke, it would not have surprised me if it weren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Even with knowing this is a joke, it would not have surprised me if it weren't. YAAAAH TRICK YAAAAAAHH! Sorry I had to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 that song is illmatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 YAAAAH TRICK YAAAAAAHH! Sorry I had to do it Git outta mah face wit dat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 YAAAAH TRICK YAAAAAAHH! Sorry I had to do it YO YO CHECK THIS OUT GOT MY REPORT CARD ALL F'S GAVE IT BACK TO THE TEACHER AND SAID YO THROW SOME D'S ON IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 um, who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 i hate that song just as much as i hated to read the title of this thread. this thread doesnt even deserve adding 1 post to my post count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Quality first post...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trjackson Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 i hate that song just as much as i hated to read the title of this thread. this thread doesnt even deserve adding 1 post to my post count The good new is that it won't do to you posting in the parking lot! Just fucking with ya! Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Ban? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Perma Ban for this fucking garbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 YO YO CHECK THIS OUT GOT MY REPORT CARD ALL F'S GAVE IT BACK TO THE TEACHER AND SAID YO THROW SOME D'S ON IT!!!! Winnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 This song just signifies the state of depression that mainstream rap/hip hop is in...when guys like Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne are running shit, its time to turn the radio!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 you guys are just jealous you cant do the dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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