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Fonzie Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Nice, when do we put up the pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Airing of Grievances The celebration of Festivus begins with Airing of Grievances, which takes place immediately after the Festivus dinner has been served. It consists of lashing out at others and the world about how one has been disappointed in the past year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Frank Costanza: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!Frank Costanza: I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!George Costanza: Oh, God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) Nice, when do we put up the pole?Now.....I just got it out of the crawlspace Edited December 12, 2008 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 (edited) No tinsel....I find it distracting!Kruger..your company stinks!! You couldn't smooth a sheet with a hot babe......Argh! I lost my train of thought. Edited December 12, 2008 by Putty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Where's your Mt. Dew tree Fonz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 No tinsel....I find it distracting!Kruger..your company stinks!! You couldn't smooth a sheet with a hot babe......Argh! I lost my train of thought.Cosmo Kramer: Is there a tree?Frank Costanza: No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. Frank Costanza: It's made from aluminium. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.Mr. Kruger: I find your belief system fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 (edited) Airing of Grievances The celebration of Festivus begins with Airing of Grievances, which takes place immediately after the Festivus dinner has been served. It consists of lashing out at others and the world about how one has been disappointed in the past year.WOW!!!This sounds just like Thanksgiving with my family.Which is why i only do Chinese and a Movie every Thanksgiving these days. Edited December 13, 2008 by jagr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 When are the Festivus Feats of Strength? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 When are the Festivus Feats of Strength?It looks like a lot of us watched Seinfeld. You want feats of strength? Frank: George, you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. I brought one of the cassette tapes. (Franks pushes play, George as a child celebrating Festivus is heard.)Frank: Read that poem.George: (Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses!Frank: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!Estelle: Leave him alone!Frank: Alright, George. It's time for the feats of strength.(George has a break down)George: No! No! Turn it off! No feats of strength! (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus!Frank: We had some good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 When are the Festivus Feats of Strength?After dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 It looks like a lot of us watched Seinfeld. I still miss it! Frank: George, you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. I brought one of the cassette tapes. (Franks pushes play, George as a child celebrating Festivus is heard.)Frank: Read that poem.George: (Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses!Frank: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!Estelle: Leave him alone!Frank: Alright, George. It's time for the feats of strength.(George has a break down)George: No! No! Turn it off! No feats of strength! (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus!Frank: We had some good timeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8g4Ztf7hIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Today is officially FestivusLet the Feats of Strength begin!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Another Festivus MIRACLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 To All My Democrat Friends: > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious> persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with> respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of> others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions> at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and> medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally> accepted calendar year , but not without due respect for the calendars> of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped> make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater> than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere .> Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age,> physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. > > To My Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Let the Airing of Grievances for 2009 begin!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Better order your Festivus poles quickly before they run out!http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Hire a stripper to do a Festivus pole dance and we're all set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 "I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted December 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Let the Airing of Grievances 2010 begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 I've got a legit grievance for some of you:THINK before making a thread title that is either ambiguous, misleading, or too short."who wants to ride tonight?" in the daily ride section is the worst thread title ever. If it's in Cincy, and from 3 days ago, but the most recent post was from today, I probably don't need to look at it. FESTIVUS ISN'T OVER UNTIL YOU PIN ME! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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