Casper Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I got this sent to me the other day. Thought I'd share. I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock, and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with the paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Good Stuff there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Made me LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Finally that has been pissing me off since i was in third grade. Who do we have to talk to for a rule change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Finally that has been pissing me off since i was in third grade. Who do we have to talk to for a rule change? http://www.worldrps.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 The age old question... Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i wrote that in 8th grade. no shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i wrote that in 8th grade. no shit. Then you plagiarized because I wrote it in 6th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
large_x7 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 demetri martin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhM9_cmWuTQ "Paper sucks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 demetri martin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhM9_cmWuTQ "Paper sucks!" i have that on DVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Then you plagiarized because I wrote it in 6th. no bitch, im older than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 no bitch, im older than you. Maybe Ben's time would have been better spent studying math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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