Guest Melanie Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Whats the best insult you have ever said or wanted to say to a stuck up bitch? I know you guys have some good ammo! The best one Ive heard is to call her a fermented cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 "if your shit tastes that good, eat it yourself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Your pussy smells like the shithouse door on a tuna boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 "It ain't gonna suck itself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Fuck her for about twenty minutes then stop. Lean over and sit on the edge of the bed and start jacking off. Turn over to her and say "baby thats some sorry pussie" you got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tristanlee85 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 What if we can't make it for 20 minutes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Fuck her for about twenty minutes then stop. Lean over and sit on the edge of the bed and start jacking off. Turn over to her and say "baby thats some sorry pussie" you got there. You know, I never thought I'd actually fake it to stop. That sex was good no matter how bad. Not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Whats the best insult you have ever said or wanted to say to a stuck up bitch? I know you guys have some good ammo! The best one Ive heard is to call her a fermented cunt. "Your mother was better." In my defense, she was. Seriously, though, she deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Say you're a doodie head and you're not nice ... than punch her in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Say you're a doodie head and you're not nice ... than punch her in the face. :funny: :funny: :funny: Oh...I don't know why but that was hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 if you really want to piss her off, call her fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 if you really want to piss her off, call her fat. Ding! The cunt word seems to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Just don't call...... They go to therapy later on for that shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ding! The cunt word seems to work. +1000. If there are two words that get to women it's fat, and cunt. I was at a party about 2-3 years ago where a stanky girl wouldn't leave me alone. She came up to me towards the end of the night and was trying to kiss me. I put my hand in her face and pushed here away, followed with " Bitch please, I'm not desparate". That's how you make them cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 +1000. If there are two words that get to women it's fat, and cunt. yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Your girl looks better, I only got with you because you were the easy one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 some of my friends were trying to talk to a group of hot womenz, but they were all stuck up and started to walk away fast and they said "We all have boy friends" me not to happy that they give my friends the cold shoulder I yell in front of everyone "Well you'll be fat in 2 years" the crowd started to bust out laughing. needless to say they didnt take that to well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 cunt /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 fat, something that refers to them accepting money for sex like whore, slut, etc., and cunt The whole not calling them at all also gets to them pretty good as mentioned above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 This one girl was always talking about her "chub" on her stomach hanging out, she's not fat at all....maybe 115lbs, and one night when her shirt was off i told her her chub was hangin out. She busted out in tears and i didn't get any ass the rest of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 So would calling a girl a fat prostituting cunt lead to suicide?....Cunt….that word just sounds nasty. I found that the TRUTH is the worst thing you can tell a girl. I had a girl go to Cedar Point with me one year in High School. She was cool but the only reason I asked her to go was because the girl I really wanted to take (her friend) was out of town that weekend. So the next day she’s calling me off the hook and that Monday she swears I’m her new boyfriend. WTF!?... I had enough so in front of her friends I told her the TRUTH…I only went with her because her friend couldn’t go!, Then I told her to stop calling me. LOL, I kind of felt bad but then realized how funny it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 cunt doesnt work for all of them. Ive tried that one. Im out, I dont know. Because that one stumped me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief8one Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I'd rather fuck a warm bucket of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 "Used Frat Matress" Makes them think a bit before they get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Fat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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