cbrjess0815 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Yummy Brad Pit your name must be Jessica I hope, anyways I heard of that movie I'll have to check it out.haha yea im jessica LOLGood movie.. go see it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I've been pulled over 2 times for going through a yellow light that turned red after I was completely through the intersection. pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangBruhY Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Thread FAILED!/TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Thread FAILED!/TOPICI agree.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 I think lady cops are hott!!! (well' date=' most of them)[/quote']+1there is a highway partolwoman who patrols the lancaster bypass. she's pretty cute, even gave me a nice smile and a wave once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 So I got popped for drag racing a few years back. Actually like 15 of us got popped, out on Jetway Blvd by the airport. There were two cruisers, four cops. One of the cops was a younger chick, decent but definitely not hot. Anyways, one of the guys I was out there with keeps hitting on her hardcore. Even as the other cops are threatening to tow our cars, blah blah blah, he's macking on her. Finally it comes time for the tickets. She tells him she needs him to write his number down on the ticket. Normal deal. We all had to do it. However, he replies, "only if you write your's down for me". Corny, right? Well between the macking and that ultra smooth line, she gives him her number. We all still got tickets, but he got her number. Funnier than hell. That was a great night. Same night, this poor kid was crying like a little girl. "My dad's going to be pissed, boo hoo hoo". I sat there laughing most of the time. I even laughed when one of the cops showed me the video of me beating a GTO. I asked for a copy of the tape. He didn't laugh.Oh the good ol' days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Dude!! That means she totally wants to bang you!! Go for it!!aww, come on, really?!!i could tell she really wanted it, but do you really think.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 I think lady cops are hott!!! (well' date=' most of them)[/quote']IMO the vast majority of lady cops are of the bulldyke variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 So I got popped for drag racing a few years back. Actually like 15 of us got popped, out on Jetway Blvd by the airport. There were two cruisers, four cops. One of the cops was a younger chick, decent but definitely not hot. Anyways, one of the guys I was out there with keeps hitting on her hardcore. Even as the other cops are threatening to tow our cars, blah blah blah, he's macking on her. Finally it comes time for the tickets. She tells him she needs him to write his number down on the ticket. Normal deal. We all had to do it. However, he replies, "only if you write your's down for me". Corny, right? Well between the macking and that ultra smooth line, she gives him her number. We all still got tickets, but he got her number. Funnier than hell. That was a great night. Same night, this poor kid was crying like a little girl. "My dad's going to be pissed, boo hoo hoo". I sat there laughing most of the time. I even laughed when one of the cops showed me the video of me beating a GTO. I asked for a copy of the tape. He didn't laugh.Oh the good ol' days.White Mustang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 As far as female cops being dykes, well, they do get paid to pat down female perps so it's a great career move if you're inclined to munch on the kitty. My half-sister is a cop and I do question why she never seems to do well in relationships involving men or why she would be so eager to take a vow of celibacy, thus giving up the meat injection for life. Repressed lesbian perhaps or maybe she did find God? Jesus is the perfect man for some women. I mean He listens to all of your problems, never makes a pass, and burns up all of the opposition in a lake of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Cops also have curtesy cards, they look like business cards, that they give to friends and relatives. When a person with a curtesy card gets pulled over he hands the card with his license to cop and most times they get a break as curtesy one cop to another.My buddy has one of them. Works like a charm when it's minor violations, but won't help you for anything big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 sharks dont bite other sharks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 As far as female cops being dykes, well, they do get paid to pat down female perps so it's a great career move if you're inclined to munch on the kitty. My half-sister is a cop and I do question why she never seems to do well in relationships involving men or why she would be so eager to take a vow of celibacy, thus giving up the meat injection for life. Repressed lesbian perhaps or maybe she did find God? Jesus is the perfect man for some women. I mean He listens to all of your problems, never makes a pass, and burns up all of the opposition in a lake of fire. does this make all male cops gay as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1Limited Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 What kind of education do you need to be a cop?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1Limited Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Because I've met some bricks in my day...I would say out of all my encounters 40% of cops are out there trying to prove they are above everyone. But to the good ones- I tip my hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax33 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Of course all male cops are gay. Why do you think they refer to their cars as cruisers? Plus, they are afraid to lean on their nightsticks or it might get too serious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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