cbrjess0815 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Found this on myspace and thought of you guys... You know you're an internet junkie when:Tech support calls YOU for supportSomeone at works tells you a joke n your reply is 'LOL'You call your friends by their screen name instead of their real namesYou beg your friends to get an account so u can leave them a commentYou get a second phone line so you can order pizzaYou start ordering pizza online cuz they now provide itYou go to the hospital and some how find away to type your 'AWAY' on your profileYou have a sticker w/your screen name on your carYou know the latest youtube video BEFOR it makes the 10 o'clock newsYou've posted several videos on youtube expressing your opinion cuz you think YOUR rightYou want to become famouse thru youtube and post lame videosYou no longer type w/proper words, sentences, punctuation, capitals, or paragraphsYou have met over 100 ppl from your profileYou turn down the lights and close your blindfolds so ppl can't see your online againYour favorite sites consist of: myspace, youtube, n pornYou know more porn sites then the average guyYou jack off more to porn sites then you actually get laid in real lifeYou tell ppl your phone was broken when you were really onlineSomeone is using a similar screen name as you n your making a big deal about itYou tell ppl your blood shot eyes are the result of drinking n not because you were online all nightYou've been indoors so much that you turned pale but you were born blackYou change your screen name so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you areYour kids tell your "mom/dad, please come cook for us.We're hungry"You write ppl comments WHILE talking to them on the phoneYou won't take a job if it doesn't provide internet accessYour online so much that your dog leaves youYou don't know what day or year it isYou leave comments like: "hey wanted 2say hi.. K ttyl"You smile sidewaysYou sign on and immediately get 20 messages and commentsYou have breakfast, lunch and dinner infront of your computerYour idea of sex is done by a simple click of the mouseYou develop withdraws if your away from you computer for more then a few hoursYou have more friends online then you do in real lifeFirst thing you do when you wake up is to check to see if you have any messages or commentsYour computer default web page is MyspaceYou wake up at 3am to pee but check your profile insteadYou type faster then you actually did in schoolYour shrink tells you that you have an addictive problem.Then you get HIM hooked and then all your meetings are held online, in a private chat roomYou want to be buried w/you laptopYou know your addicted and your ok with itYour dreams consist of comments and ppls profilesYou get pissed if ppl tell you your a 'newbie'There 20 different chat rooms and your bored You don't wanna log off because you don't wanna miss anythingYou double click your remoteYou get the bright idea of starting a 12-step program for myspace junkiesYou check your email a lot more then your real mailYou spend 30min saying bye and leaving comments to everybodyEven if your not online, your finger double clicks on its ownYou read a comment and you laugh out loud, alone, in your bedroom, at 3 in the morningYou ask yourself "I wonder if I got any comments"You log on thru your phone now cuz it provides internet accessYou get all cleaned up so ppl can see you thru a webcamYou freak out if there's no internet you have more then 20 pictures of yourself on your picture profileYou won't go to a concert cuz it wasn't mention on MyspaceYou had the same song for over 6 months on your profileIts easier to make friends thru myspace then real lifeYou curse ppl out online but can't in real lifeJust cuz your cool online doesn't mean your more populare in the real worldYour younger brother/sister slept with more ppl then youYour trash can is full of rockstars and redbull cansYou thing by deleting ppl off your page is really gonna stop them from kicking your ass when they see youYou think by saying "click" or "delete" it somehow makes you funnyyou post pictures of your body and wonder how they got onto a porn siteYou shop online instead of going to the mallYou wish you could skip thru life like you skip thru videosIn the cyber world, your GOD!!!!Incase you do or have these symptoms, then yea, your a myspace/internet junkie.So turn the computer off, go out, meet ACTUALL ppl, get laid, n live life you freaken chumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 why would you need a second phone line...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i was kinda wondering myself..? dial up connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i was kinda wondering myself..? dial up connection?This may have been wrote a long time ago or by someone way behind the times... Not the greatest speller either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Haha. Nothing funnier than seeing peoples' faces when I scream YOTA! trying to get kevin's attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 why would you need a second phone line...?dual DSL lines with load balancing switch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cattmouch33 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 screw phone lines go T3 or if your loaded OC3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Haha. Nothing funnier than seeing peoples' faces when I scream YOTA! trying to get kevin's attention So true! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Haha. Nothing funnier than seeing peoples' faces when I scream YOTA! trying to get kevin's attention Hell, I don't even know half of your real names....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phugitive Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I am kinda of worried, how many do you have to have to be considered a junky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyec001 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i was kinda wondering myself..? dial up connection?Add catching this mistake to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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