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I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a

gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect

me from murderers and thieves.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of

4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the

same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a

better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

 

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust

that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now

think we're good people.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell

us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps

will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the

slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row

inmates alive.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not

be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break

even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution

as THEY see fit.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to

rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe

kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

 

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my

@ss it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

 

'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't

own'

 

This one is good too http://blog.baldbrian.com/2008/06/24/liberal-daughter-vs-conservative-father/

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I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a

gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect

me from murderers and thieves.

 

I'm voting Republican because I will shoot your ass for the hell of it.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

 

I'm voting Republican because I don't want to watch you in the

pasture fucking your horse.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of

4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the

same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

 

I'm voting Republican because I believe oil companies' profits of

4% on a gallon of gas are not enough and the government taxing the

same gallon of gas at 15% is obscene.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a

better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 

I'm voting Republican because I want a smaller gooberment

so that I can cheat on my taxes without someone watching

over me.

 

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

 

I'm voting Republican because if I wanted you to speak, I would

take my dick out of your throat.

 

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust

that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now

think we're good people.

 

I'm voting Republican because I made millions off this war and I

am not ready to cash in my Exxon stock yet.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell

us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps

will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

 

I'm voting Republican because I own stock in Toyota and drive

a Lincoln Navigator.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the

slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row

inmates alive.

 

I'm voting Republican because we can replace those bastards

on death row with thousands of new suckers who will buy my

products.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not

be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break

even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution

as THEY see fit.

 

I'm voting Republican because I have a business making $550K

per year by selling liberals "organic" everything.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to

rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe

kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

 

I'm voting Republican because I believe Conservative judges

will keep marriage between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steveinya.

 

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my

@ss it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

 

I'm voting Republican because I don't like my hair smelling like shit.

 

'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't

own'

 

A Conservative is a person who thinks changes in life are Hell Spawn

created by Satan coming to steal their soul.

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The original post is too offensive to Trowa. Since 2 wrongs don't make a right I will not respond with an even more offensive post that would offend parents with mentally challenged children. Trowa keeps his reply to himself.
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I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a

gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect

me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because current gun control measures are satisfactory, and I don't see anything changing.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't give a shit if you marry your fucking horse. None of my business.(Not advocating bestiality, get your head out of your ass)

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of

4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the

same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because "Drill, drill, drill" is great, but missing the point in the long term.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a

better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because they'll do a way better job of managing spending than the Republicans.

 

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting for Obama because I believe libel laws should be applied to campaigns.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust

that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now

think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather not have our troops in an open-ended occupation.

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell

us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps

will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because almost everything that has been proposed to fight global warming will also help us break dependence on fossil fuels.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the

slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row

inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because victims of rape and incest shouldn't be further victimized by being forced to bear an unwanted child.

 

As for the death penalty,

http://deathpenaltyusa.blogspot.com/2007/02/barack-obama-and-death-penalty.html

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not

be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break

even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution

as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because if you want to reduce the tax burden, you have to reduce spending.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to

rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe

kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

Ah, like teaching creationism and intelligent design in schools? Like a Constitutional Amendment to define marriage?

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I'm voting Democrat because current gun control measures are satisfactory, and I don't see anything changing.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because I don't give a shit if you marry your fucking horse. None of my business.(Not advocating bestiality, get your head out of your ass)

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because "Drill, drill, drill" is great, but missing the point in the long term.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because they'll do a way better job of managing spending than the Republicans.

 

 

I'm voting for Obama because I believe libel laws should be applied to campaigns.

 

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather not have our troops in an open-ended occupation.

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because almost everything that has been proposed to fight global warming will also help us break dependence on fossil fuels.

 

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because victims of rape and incest shouldn't be further victimized by being forced to bear an unwanted child.

 

As for the death penalty,

http://deathpenaltyusa.blogspot.com/2007/02/barack-obama-and-death-penalty.html

 

 

 

I'm voting Democrat because if you want to reduce the tax burden, you have to reduce spending.

 

 

 

Ah, like teaching creationism and intelligent design in schools? Like a Constitutional Amendment to define marriage?

I find you and I agree on many things. :)

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I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I fucking hate this. Are you really that stupid and ignorant? Just cause 2 guys or 2 women want to get married does not mean a guy can marry a fucking horse.

 

human does not equal horse you morons

 

also I am 100% not gay, and I don't care if 2 guys wanna get married, as long as it's not effecting me negatively then i don't give 2 shits.

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I fucking hate this. Are you really that stupid and ignorant? Just cause 2 guys or 2 women want to get married does not mean a guy can marry a fucking horse.

 

human does not equal horse you morons

 

also I am 100% not gay, and I don't care if 2 guys wanna get married, as long as it's not effecting me negatively then i don't give 2 shits.

Amen

 

(see what i did there)

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Lol at calling me ignorant. I didn't write this you know nothing faggots. I guess irony is above your level of intelligence.

I never said YOU were a moron, just whoever wrote it. Oh and you are repeating it, so it must mean that you agree with it, or that you find it funny cause it is so stupidly wrong.

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I never said YOU were a moron, just whoever wrote it. Oh and you are repeating it, so it must mean that you agree with it, or that you find it funny cause it is so stupidly wrong.

I find it funny because it ruffles feathers, obviously. You asked if I was that ignorant. That is me, not the writer. Get it right.

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where is the facts to back this up mr. educated??

I'd have to find one of the studies. I omitted one part. Statistically speaking, the highest and lowest educated are more liberal. There are a few reasons for this but, I'll leave you to your own devices on that.

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I'd have to find one of the studies. I omitted one part. Statistically speaking, the highest and lowest educated are more liberal. There are a few reasons for this but, I'll leave you to your own devices on that.

Good point, I never thought about that.

 

The lowest educated want a hand out, the highest are looking fill a void inside of them, so they think that it is a good thing to "help" the less fortunate.

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