Guest Hal Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Stupid mother fuckers post advice in the tech section? If you don't know what you're doing, why even post? Too many retards out there actually think you should rub your brake pads on concrete or grab it with vise grips. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 didnt you know concrete is the new sandpaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 No, I guess I missed that when I was working on cars for a living. I guess Shief knows everything and should continue posting retard advice in a section that is meant to help people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 OMG i was so going to go off in there last night, but the muff was calling and i was horny. (i.e. hal's girl was knocking on my door) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 shouldnt you be working on making your car faster than 15 seconds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 OMG i was so going to go off in there last night, but the muff was calling and i was horny. (i.e. hal's girl was knocking on my door) Wait, I thought I was supposed to have her Tues, Thurs, Fri, and every other Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Wait, I thought I was supposed to have her Tues, Thurs, Fri, and every other Sun? thats just what we let you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 They do it for a higher post number duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 so lets get back on topic here. Concrete is the new brake pad resurfacer Vise grips grab and remove anything (i mean anything) Body kits go on with drywall screws Disconnecting the battery with the car running will not fry diodes. any thing else i am missing that i didnt learn in automotive college, or the class's i attend every few months? i mean, if there are going to be new questions on my ase resert test that i dont know about, then i need to study up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 so lets get back on topic here. concrete is the new brake pad resurfacer vise grips grab and remove anything (i mean anything) body kits go on with drywall screws any thing else i am missing that i didnt learn in automotive college, or the class's i attend every few months? i mean, if there are going to be new questions on my ase resert test that i dont know about, then i need to study up! Disconnecting the battery with the car running will not fry diodes. Vise grips can also grab crank bolts from inside the crank. I missed those questions on every test in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinisterSS Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 you forgot that a BFH will fix anything! (BFH= Big Fucking Hammer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Plastic discs between your frame and body are a really sweet way to git some mud tyrez on. I've seen some hillbilly/ghetto/dangerous shit put together at work. It's amazing how cheap and stupid people are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Disconnecting the battery with the car running will not fry diodes. Vise grips can also grab crank bolts from inside the crank. I missed those questions on every test in school. the wise grip one is covered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Wow... I'd be happy to show any of you car gods how this works. It's not backyard mechanics by any means. You really are a piece of shit huh Hal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I really am smarter than you. Where do you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I don't doubt scraping a rotor on concrete works, but to be safe I'd just buy a new one. What $150 for brakes that might save your life, seems worth it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Wow... I'd be happy to show any of you car gods how this works. It's not backyard mechanics by any means. You really are a piece of shit huh Hal? your as backyard as most small shops higher. means your just too fucking lazy to walk to the work bench and lay some sand paper on a flat surface and rub the pads on it. and more bright ideas here light bright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I really am smarter than you. Where do you work? Whatever makes your edick bigger. Maverick Motors in Pataskala. AJ (your vote for tech guy, which i know he's a good mechanic) I believe is friends with a guy who I work with everyday named Dave. Just some type of ref. there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 your as backyard as most small shops higher. means your just too fucking lazy to walk to the work bench and lay some sand paper on a flat surface and rub the pads on it. and more bright ideas here light bright? Nope, far from lazy...I belive you have the backyard shop...but I could be wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I don't doubt scraping a rotor on concrete works, but to be safe I'd just buy a new one. What $150 for brakes that might save your life, seems worth it to me. You'd be amazed at some customers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Whatever makes your edick bigger. Maverick Motors in Pataskala. AJ (your vote for tech guy, which i know he's a good mechanic) I believe is friends with a guy who I work with everyday named Dave. Just some type of ref. there. Good, I plan on calling them and telling them the methods their tech uses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Nope, far from lazy...I belive you have the backyard shop...but I could be wrong at least you know your wrong. now if you could just get that down for rest of the times when you are and when i do shit in my garage at home, im still not as lazy as you are when your at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 You'd be amazed at some customers.... I don't doubt it, I'm in the aftermarket industry. I've got some more than interesting customers from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 I don't doubt it, I'm in the aftermarket industry. I've got some more than interesting customers from time to time. true that...plus i see so much shit fucked up by other shops its not even funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 at least you know your wrong. now if you could just get that down for rest of the times when you are I'll work on that for you. Go ahead and call Hal. Ask for Sam (the owner), act like a dumbass, then tell him how I suck and blah blah blah. You'll get laughed at, then hungup on. Maybe I'll get fired, who knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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