Kick ass break up letter

[FourString]

Sweet.

[smokin5s]

Ask and you shall receive. Sorry it took a while because you can't copy the text, so I had to print screen like 5 times and cut paste and resize

 

 

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/Breakupletter.jpg

man, I'm getting owned again, I'm not able to see any pictures

[Benner]

hmm. that's weird. I uploaded it using photobucket so unless your work doesn't allow photobucket you should be able to see it. Hold on give me a couple minutes and I'll see if I can make it work for you.

[smokin5s]

we block photobucket.... sad part is I'm supposed to be on the exception policy, but I'm still getting owned.

[Benner]

Here you go I found the text of it.

 

 

 

So my friend goes to University of ####### and he received these messages from his

friend who was cheated on by his girlfriend. The first message is her

apology, the second is his response. Enjoy.

 

 

Tom,

 

 

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel

like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am

truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people

in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I

would ever want to wrong in any way.

 

 

There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won’t even

try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a

stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve

it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us,

what I can’t handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, the world looked funny yesterday, I couldn’t crack a smile

if you paid me, there are songs I can’t listen to, and I just feel

beyond crushed.

 

 

I don’t know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn’t.

I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this

is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and

stupid, I can’t imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and

weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn’t reflect

that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I

hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person,

because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back

what happened. I am so sorry.

 

 

- Sarah

 

 

Dear Sarah,

 

Thank you for your concern. I’ll be sure to file it away under ‘L’ for

‘Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn’t care less about’.

You did a stupid thing huh?

 

 

No…doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is ‘a stupid

thing’; Mixing in a red Sock with a load of whites is ‘a stupid thing’;

Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar

wondering if you’re taking so long because you ate too much raisin bran

that morning isn’t as much a ‘Stupid thing’ as it is grounds for

permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I’m not sure if

 

it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public

toilet not once, but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think

that by saying ‘Well, I didn’t Fuck him’ somehow gave you a clean slate.

So forgive me if I couldn’t care less if the world ‘looked funny’ to you

yesterday. Since your World revolves around blow dryers, golden

retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I’m sure it must have been most

unsettling to actually have to consider someone else’s feelings for 24

hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don’t think

you’re a terrible person, they just think you’re the average run of the

mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your

average child porn collector.

 

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you

really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do.

Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like

watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

 

PS. I forwarded this email to about 100 people.

 

Talk to you never,

 

 

Tom

[smokin5s]

Lmao