Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Since I’ve noticed how people on CR love to talk about their BM’s I feel compelled to let everyone know that I have a massive shit brewing as I type. I’ve had the bubble guts all morning and I’m starting to crown, when it’s ready, it’s goanna be a nasty one…That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Since I’ve noticed how people on CR love to talk about their BM’s I feel compelled to let everyone know that I have a massive shit brewing as I type. I’ve had the bubble guts all morning and I’m starting to crown, when it’s ready, it’s goanna be a nasty one…That is all. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Oh you got the mud butt too? I get it all the time after eating chicken wings and drinking beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 beer and pizza poopy combo rite there lol at this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 beer and pizza poopy combo rite there lol at this thread WOW!!! You fucking nailed it!!! I had Donatos last night and drank about 4 beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 stock up on the tp my friend. aint nothin like going in the can to take a major shit and having 1 piece left on the tp roll and no more to be found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 stock up on the tp my friend. aint nothin like going in the can to take a major shit and having 1 piece left on the tp roll and no more to be found I'll make sure not to pull my shirt over my face too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I was about an hour into a 12-hour train ride and shit my pants once. The rail felt exceptionally bumpy that day That is awesome. How was the smell for the rest of the ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 That is awesome. How was the smell for the rest of the ride? Probably similar to shit, imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 lol omg Brian's shit stories, ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I had White Castle yesterday w/ plenty of onion chips. That toilet was hurting last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Why is that corn is not broken down in the digestive process? Anyone who has had Chipotle knows what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Why is that corn is not broken down in the digestive process? Anyone who has had Chipotle knows what I mean. If you chew it it is broken down, you have to break through the "shell", then it will be much more completely digested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 It is because corn has no nutritional value at all. Plus the shell does not break down with our stomach acids. Corn is pretty bad and almost synthetic at this point. Corn used to grow like tall wild grass... nothing close to how it is grown now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ef8sirJunkie Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Taco bell + Laptop = Me typing this on Columbus Racing in the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Why is that corn is not broken down in the digestive process? Anyone who has had Chipotle knows what I mean. Dude, you gotta pull the shirt over ur face once to experience what I went through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Dude, you gotta pull the shirt over ur face once to experience what I went through. I'll pass, but I promiss you the next time I'm droppin a duce I'll be thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I am really surprised Kenny was no where to be found in this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I was about an hour into a 12-hour train ride and shit my pants once. The rail felt exceptionally bumpy that day Not the first time you shit your pants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I am really surprised Kenny was no where to be found in this thread... He must not be at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I just dropped a bomb, 2 to be exact. Both of them filled up the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 He must not be at work Yea I know he has today off, but still this is a shit thread and he loves talking about dooty. On a related note, i took a shit the other night that stood straight up and down in the toliet and it took 3 flushes just to get it to clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Yea I know he has today off, but still this is a shit thread and he loves talking about dooty. On a related note, i took a shit the other night that stood straight up and down in the toliet and it took 3 flushes just to get it to clear. You need more fiber in your diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Nothing beats a recovery shit the morning after getting drunk off of Sam Adams and Wild Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I’ve had the bubble guts all morning ah, the b jizzles. i hate it when you shit and its so nasty the only way to get clean is with a shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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