Main3s Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Fucking suck! I've been shitting water for the past half hour. I need a ShamWOW to wipe my ass. I'd gladly be back at work right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 ....Ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 world best weight loss!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Here's some good reads for ya while you're in there.... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/445796464_84fe3c3ba4.jpg?v=0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 ha, all 3 of my boys had it day 1 was vomit patroll the next 6 I was changing diapers every half hour. Then to top it off I had it for the next 5 days. this is not a overnight bug dig in and plan for the long haul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Yup, this fucker is no joke. It's seems highly contagious (everyone in my family and my girlfriend's family caught it in a matter of only about five days) and particularly virulent. Onset of symptomatology seems rapid (e.g., from normal to having your ass kicked badly in about one hour flat) and the effects persist for at least 24 to 36 hours. Fuck this bug, whatever it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Count me in. Lymph(sp) nodes the size of jawbreakers, fever blisters galore, weak as Hell. Yay1!!11! Happy New Years. ***Waits for the worst to hit*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLOWLX Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Fucking suck! I've been shitting water for the past half hour. I need a ShamWOW to wipe my ass. I'd gladly be back at work right now! I had shit water about 1-2 weeks ago. Now I am wrapped up on couch freezing my ass off while sweating like a whore in church. Bring on the warmer weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'm surprised I haven't gotten this shit yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Well, at least you have the decency to stay home from work. I've had to work with a couple people that have flu-like symptoms the past few weeks. Morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I knew I shouldn't have posted in this thread.........Now I've got it. Chills, head's pounding, achy.....FUCK!!! If I get the shits I'm going to really be pissed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I knew I shouldn't have posted in this thread.........Now I've got it. Chills, head's pounding, achy.....FUCK!!! If I get the shits I'm going to really be pissed!! if you get the shits pissing will be the the last thing you worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'm staying inside away from society for a while. I'll be over shortly, can we cuddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'd rather catch the flu than the shit you got goin on there....I liked they keyboard and sent you a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Word of Caution: You are gonna need a place for shit and puke....at the same time. I prefer poo in the commode and puke in the bathtub, but whatever works for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Tim, I better not hear you exploding in the background when I give you a call tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Well the good news is that it seems to run its course in about 48-72 hours. It hits your ass hard (literality) but after lying in bed all day Sunday and Monday I felt a bit better on Tuesday and now I’m almost 100 % today. Word to the wise what ever you eat is coming out one way or another and in a hurry. Also…the farts…well their not always farts…so when you feel gassy just sit on the terlit or when you do feel better you’ll be spending your time doing laundry, trust me. So my advice is just get some Nyquil and go to sleep for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Tim, I better not hear you exploding in the background when I give you a call tomorrow. The Assplosions are happening today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 This thread makes me happy. Guess why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 This thread makes me happy. Guess why. Because you're into mud sports? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 The Assplosions are happening today I'll give you a call tomorrow then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtr_pndr Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 had it and am I glad it is gone the water shits sucked always being afraid to rip off a fart fuck that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 That's always the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Year #2 to have this damn flu on NYE. Last year I went out and was sick for like 5 more days. Hopefully with staying in this year, I will feel better tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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