Benner Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Well tonight so far has been complete Hell. My best friend ended up getting hammered and I'm here to take care of him. So far he's argued any situation possible, pissed in the trash can, pissed in a pringles can, proceeded to spill said pringles can, and then to top it off I hear noise coming from his room. Decided to check it out, had to pop the lock on his door and discover him pissing all over his $2100 Imac computer. Hopefully he didn't ruin it. Looks like it's mostly on the keyboard and desk. Ended up shoving him into the bathtub, pinning him down and giving him a cold shower. So now he's pissed off cause he's soaking wet (even though, he pissed himself and I basically did him a favor and cleaned him up) cause I gave him a cold shower. He won't even believe me that he just pissed on his computer 10 minutes ago. Fuck this, I'm never letting him get this trashed again (with me around). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 dude people like that you let them fuck themselves over. If my best friend did that to me I would let him ruin his own computer, who are you his fucking babysitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 404: find new friends fishsticks, rice & soy sauce is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuGie Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 I'm hungry. want some pringles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Pissing on the imac is probably the smartest thing he could ever do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Fuck I woulda let him piss on the imac then take picture of said dumbness. They gotta learn the hardway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Anybody else and yeah I'd leave them, but me and him have been best friends way back since middle school. Plus he's taken care of me while I've been hammered so I guess I had this one coming. Woke up this morning and found him passed out in his roomates bed that's outta town. Pretty funny telling him about what all he did. He ended up getting 3 calls this morning inbetween 7:30 and 8:15 so he must've been doin some drunk dialing. Pretty fun night over all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Well tonight so far has been complete Hell. Pretty fun night over all. wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 The first post I was still drunk myself and in a somewhat perturbed state, when I posted. Know that I'm sober and looking back at it I can't help but laugh at the shear stupidity of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 wat I has a drunk peeing story :-D 3.5 hours to assemble BTW. Thinking of going back to bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 I has a drunk peeing story :-D 3.5 hours to assemble BTW. Thinking of going back to bed... Luck-eee. There are only two of us here and the other guy is crying that his stomach hurts. I might get stuck here alone, sweeeeeet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Luck-eee. There are only two of us here and the other guy is crying that his stomach hurts. I might get stuck here alone, sweeeeeet. I made post #1 and went to work, I was back from work by this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Ahhh drunkin friends. I haven't been that trashed in a LONG time. After 1 or 2 nights like that, you learn real quick who your true friends are and also your true limits on alcohol. At least you didn't cap off the night with a trip to the ER to have his stomach pumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 no pics = fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 lol It'll be soemthing to laugh about later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Here's the only pic I thought to take at the time. Here's the after math of the computer. http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/0111090328.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Here's the only pic I thought to take at the time. Here's the after math of the computer. http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/0111090328.jpg I could not stop laughing when i saw this. I think this is about the funniest picture on columbus racing@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 iPiss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 that shuffle wont ever play again lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 That is fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 More people should piss on Macs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 WoW that sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Pissing on the imac is probably the smartest thing he could ever do. But not as smart as what you did to get permabanned from OT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Is your friend Spaceghost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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