ImUrOBGYN Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 I really feel like I've posted this here before, but who gives a shit. I know someone here hasn't seen it. Enjoy. Oh, and btw, I'm a Libra. Be sure to list your sign. ============================================ Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer or a whore. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. I'm an unethical bastard i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. i am a used car salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. Funny as hell but, I must disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards. I've seen this before, and it makes me LOL every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. i agree with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyall86 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. ahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy43016 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. thats too funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Lol, funny, yet strangly accurate in ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer1647545514 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. All of your taxes will support me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 ============================================ Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Pretty much sums it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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