ImUrOBGYN Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 This is how you see off a love rival, gorilla-style. With teeth bared and enormous arms swinging, the two huge apes hurl themselves towards each other. This moment, just before they clashed in mid-air, was captured by a visitor to the Kent zoo where the western lowland gorillas live. An amazing pic showcasing their massive size and strength. I'm a big guy but I think I'd shit myself to see something like that coming for me. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/30/article-1132389-033E42C1000005DC-814_468x405.jpg Full Story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1132389/Pictured-Gorilla-warfare-deepest-Kent-snapper-captures-battle-zoo-giants.html?ITO=1490 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer1647545514 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Those back muscles are ridiculous. Very cool pic taken, and with a good camera. That shot taker was very lucky to get that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Great pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Incredibly dense musculature. They could literally rip you to pieces if they wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'd shit myself to see something like that coming for me. Pound for pound given their strength advantage over us....absolutely. No human would stand a chance without a weapon. Hell, I'm amazed at how strong my 70lb dog is vs me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 If a gorilla couldnt bite, Id fight one. While retard strong, they just flail about like a 4th grader. I cant imagine itd be much different than fighting Brock Lessner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Good one. You enjoy getting your limbs ripped off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Good one. You enjoy getting your limbs ripped off? A gorilla has no concept of defensive fighting... pretty much the only thing humans teach one an other as far as hand to hand combat goes. While yes, there would be a pretty solid chance that something of mine would get ripped off and id be mauled into a paste... i think i could live for at least... 4 seconds? maybe 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 A gorilla has no concept of defensive fighting... pretty much the only thing humans teach one an other as far as hand to hand combat goes. While yes, there would be a pretty solid chance that something of mine would get ripped off and id be mauled into a paste... i think i could live for at least... 4 seconds? maybe 5. Just to remind you, and further illustrate how dumb it would be to fight one of these, or ANY primate: Remember WHY they fight in the first place. It's so they can breed. What's the best way to make sure your competition doesn't continue his genetics? Yes. They will RIP YOUR BALLS OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Just to remind you, and further illustrate how dumb it would be to fight one of these, or ANY primate: Remember WHY they fight in the first place. It's so they can breed. What's the best way to make sure your competition doesn't continue his genetics? Yes. They will RIP YOUR BALLS OFF. Indeed. Hell, a chimp is considered at least 4-7 times stronger than a human. By age 5, they are stronger than most humans. They're as fast, if not faster, stronger, more agile, 4 grasping appendages, large, powerful jaws and huge teeth, thicker skin, denser bones. They don't just punch but slap, stomp, kick, bite, rip and tear. Some will even use weapons. Sticks and stones. Of course, if they had access to a bat or some shit, I'm sure one of them would beat your ass with that. Imagine how strong a gorilla is comparitavely? If you think you can take a gorilla, you've been watching too much Jungle Book or Tarzan or some shit. Gorilla - 1 Human (Nick) - 0 :04 seconds into the 1st round by TC (Technical Carnage). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Some munkay stuff: The article even left some shit out ... namely that the guy's foot was tore off, as were his testicles. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/03/06/ferocity_of_chimpanzee_attack_stuns_medics_leaves_questions/ Different article detailing the same attack, ie; the testicle and foot thing. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/SucksBBS/ChimpOwned.jpg ============================ Remember the "Man Vs. Beast" show that aired on foxtv? A 90 lbs female orangutan pulled some 350+ sumo wrestler into mud. Pretty funny. ============================ I can't find the link but there's a case where biologists have OBSERVED chimps tearing truck tires in half (no human can do that).There's also a case where chimp pulling strength was measured on a dynamometer. A 165 pound man pulled 210 pounds with two hands. A 135 pound FEMALE chimp pulled 1,260 pounds with one hand. So yes, they could probably tear your arms off. ============================ In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it. There's a ton more, but I'm bored, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 A gorilla has no concept of defensive fighting... pretty much the only thing humans teach one an other as far as hand to hand combat goes. While yes, there would be a pretty solid chance that something of mine would get ripped off and id be mauled into a paste... i think i could live for at least... 4 seconds? maybe 5. Do it and I'll film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it. We must kill them all. Havent you seen planet of the apes? If they get smart, we're all fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 1,800lbs.....christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger1647545502 Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 A 165 pound man pulled 210 pounds with two hands. A 135 pound FEMALE chimp pulled 1,260 pounds with one hand. I remember reading that. And I REALLY remember the next part: that same female chimp managed a pull of OVER 2,000 pounds while having an orgasm during masturbation. Seriously. NOT joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Gorilla > Bear But seriously they are stupid strong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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