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my fiance doesn't honor this *holiday* :(

 

+1. she bitched out on the last 2 years (well, last year i got damon's, no BJ...doesnt count), so i told her this year she wasnt getting shit for valentines day. she thought i was kidding and bought a few "us" things from her friends dildo-type party...i made lasagna, and she didn't get shit

 

and she wonders why 3 years in, she doesn't have a ring. :rolleyes:

 

we'll see what happens this year...

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Ahh, shit. Forgot about this. I think I screwed up.

 

(Last night in front of the freezer.)

Her> "What do you want for dinner tomorrow?"

 

Me> "I don't know. What's wrong with those steaks you just moved to the side?"

 

Her> "Nothing. We can have those if you want."

 

Me> "Well, you just didn't seem to have any interest in them."

 

Her> "No, it's not that. I just figured we'd have them this Saturday before we went out."

 

Me> "Let's just have them tomorrow. We'll have something else this weekend."

 

Her> "Alright. Whatever. That's fine."

 

Current Me> :(

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