Tractor Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 OMG WOW and theres a Mustang in his sig too... Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'd probably beat the shit out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'd probably fap the shit out of him. Same meaning?!?1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Well if your not going to beat his ass then, you should atleast scream alot of mean and cruel things at him so you can beat him up on an emotional level. Or just punch him in the mouth. That shit is ridiculously fucked up and gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I hope you at least told you mom about this. Also I would never trust him in my house again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 i can't even stop laughing long enough to make a post. time to move out. plenty of cheap places to rent. as soon as you get your job, get the hell out of there. the guy needs to be confronted in front of your mother--bring it up at the next large family gathering when your son is not in the immediate area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtr_pndr Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Was he by chance staring at your son? ... if he was i would not be here typing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trix-storm Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 dude, i agree i would have called the police and said that he was lookin at your son while beatin' it. that is a sick bastard, and i agree i feel dirty just reading this thread. that guy is a piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 http://www.xinjo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/wtf.jpg But in all seriousness.... I would have knocked him the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 V8 BEAST FTMFW... I love that pic... http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mom-having-sex-in-car-with-kid-in-back-seat-475x328.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Why is the guy still alive? You beat his ass and tell the cops he was touching your sleeping kid while wacking it. Goes to jail, gets his ass whooped and he's out of your life. win-win-win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilstang Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 do whhaaaatt... he didnt squirt on my head gaskets did he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 was he disgusted after he cleaned up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I bet when you walked in, you looked directly in his eyes and he didn't stop. He just kept staring into your eyes jerkin' off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilstang Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I bet when you walked in, you looked directly in his eyes and he didn't stop. He just kept staring into your eyes jerkin' off. IF YOU KNEW THIS GUY THAT WAS JERKIN IT, I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF THIS WASNT TRUE! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 IF YOU KNEW THIS GUY THAT WAS JERKIN IT, I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF THIS WASNT TRUE! LOL So, it was you? Are you guys writing this story for Penthouse Forum? I don't think they take gay stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilstang Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN STICKING A DIE CAST MODEL OF A YELLOW COBRA WITH TWIN TURBOS UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WAS JERKIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN STICKING A DIE CAST MODEL OF A YELLOW COBRA WITH TWIN TURBOS UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WAS JERKIN LOUD NOISES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN STICKING A DIE CAST MODEL OF A YELLOW COBRA WITH TWIN TURBOS UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WAS JERKIN Too many sharp edges, fuck that. Better just to stick to sex toys. I am flattered that I chose such a sexy car though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Thats so fucking ... just wrong. Im not trying to start shit im just trying to clarify. So he was technically in the same room but there was some sort of partition. like a hanging sheet or some bullshit right? Does he know how to lock the bathroom door b/c i would think that would be a better place to take care of something. dude just kick his fucking ass. Or at the very least have your boys do it late one night then have an alibi when the cops knock on your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN STICKING A DIE CAST MODEL OF A YELLOW COBRA WITH TWIN TURBOS UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WAS JERKIN Listen closely, as this is important: WHERE WAS THE BLOW-OFF VALVE LOCATED?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/gearhead559/funny%20shit/fukitol.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Does this look right? Correct me if I left anything out Exhibit A http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/evilnotch3-1.jpg Exhibit B http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/crevilNotch2.jpg Edited March 17, 2009 by Rustlestiltskin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilstang Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Listen closely, as this is important: WHERE WAS THE BLOW-OFF VALVE LOCATED?!?! lol.. howle should know this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Does this look right? Correct me if I left anything out http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj288/Dubs740/crevilNotch2.jpg Is that lotion on the nightstand... or a bag of beef jerky? If it's jerky, hopefully it's at least teriyaki. EDIT: I now see the descriptive "KY" on the containing device. However, this does not leave out the possibility that KY is developing a new brand of jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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