Science Abuse Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) How to celebrate St. Patrick’s day without drinking: -Wave a musical instrument at a snake. -Speak with an “ac’sint” -Die your hair red…. all of it… yes, ALL of it. -Shoot at something English -Blow up something English (Like Triumph, no one will notice) -Be shot at by something English -Be blown up by something English -Cuss in church -Pick a fight with a Protestant -Pick a fight with a Catholic -Burn and effigy of John Delorean -Power something with a potato battery - Say "Fuckin' Bruges" throughout the day, for anything that's bad, inconvenient, or annoying. (if you don't get it, there's a movie you need to see) Add to the list.......... Edited March 17, 2009 by Science Abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Be a gay. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Molest sheep Yeah forgot about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Become a Scientologist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Drink Guinness as soon as you wake up. Oh wait wrong list ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Drink Guinness as soon as you wake up. Oh wait wrong list ^_^ Bring a Guinness pint glass to work and fill it with black coffee, bonus if you can get foamy coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 OH shit I could do this I own an espresso machine. It makes milk foamy real quick LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 OH shit I could do this I own an espresso machine. It makes milk foamy real quick LOL The espresso crema alone should give you a guinness look. no need for milk "foam". Crema: is one of the sure signs of a properly brewed shot of espresso (in non crema-enhancing machines) and is created by the dispersion of gases - air and carbon dioxide - in liquid at a high pressure. The liquid contains emulsified oils, and forms a dark golden brown layer resembling foam on top of an espresso shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Watch Boondock Saints....and then fap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 - Say "Fuckin' Bruges" throughout the day, for anything that's bad, inconvenient, or annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Drink. Because there is NO other way to celebrate St. Patricks Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 The espresso crema alone should give you a guinness look. no need for milk "foam". Crema: is one of the sure signs of a properly brewed shot of espresso (in non crema-enhancing machines) and is created by the dispersion of gases - air and carbon dioxide - in liquid at a high pressure. The liquid contains emulsified oils, and forms a dark golden brown layer resembling foam on top of an espresso shot. Yeah but I don't have enough ESE pods to make a full cup of Espresso. Also that would give me a heart attack if I drank it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 too late been drinkin since noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVClvMEQET8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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