Rustlestiltskin Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 So........... a guys driving down the highway and sees signs for food thats coming up in the next few miles. They all say: Hot Dogs - .50 cents, Burgers - .50 cents, Cheeseburgers - .50 cents, Fries - .50 cents, Nachos - .50cents, Handjobs - $50 dollars. After doing a doubletake, he decides he has to stop and see what the hell this is all about. So he pulls off the road to the small food shack. Theres only one girl working and shes drop dead gorgeous. "You the one who gives the handjobs?", he asks. "Damn right, and its worth every penny," she says. "Okay," he replies, "Go wash your fucking hands and make me a cheeseburger." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 HA! I el-oh-el'ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Didn't see that coming. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 lmao that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 + reps are appreciated brotatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Haha, thats a nice twist at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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