LMFAO My Ex wants to roll race me.

[sol740]

Lol, apparently she's "networking" with all of her "hustler status" underclassmen friends to "pwn me". Open invitation.

 

 

You already have a neon, and lancer to bargain with ...

[Tripleskate]

do you atleast have the speed model? you do know that a mazda3 with the n/a 2.3L tops out at 111mph before you hit redline in 4th and the awesome fuel cut out... i know this because i used to DD one, theyre pigs

 

111mph isnt too much from a roll...

 

but against a protege, i guess it may be

Sorry to call this out, it's 118mph :asshole:

[SRTurbo04]

Lol, apparently she's "networking" with all of her "hustler status" underclassmen friends to "pwn me". Open invitation.

set me up a 100$ race with said ptotege5 an they will be shut upquickly. haha

[Guest tbutera2112]

Sorry to call this out, it's 118mph :asshole:

 

not in the 04 3s sitting in my garage...is yours a 5 speed maybe?

[Tripleskate]

not in the 04 3i sitting in my garage...is yours a 5 speed maybe?

2.0ls are limited at 111, the 2.3l gets the measly 7mph bump.

[Ramsey]

Awesome thread, will read again. I just cant wait for the epic ending.

[Tripleskate]

Awesome thread, will read again. I just cant wait for the epic ending.

More drama than the new "Fast and Furious: Columbus Racing edition"

2 slow cars "duking it out" using pure skillz and nawz to catapult to victorryyy!

[Alex L.]

This thread fails so much that it's embarrassing me.

[Fiji ST]

[Guest tbutera2112]

2.0ls are limited at 111, the 2.3l gets the measly 7mph bump.

 

you caught me before my edit .... i meant 3s not 3i... and i didnt read it out of a magazine... theres a 2004 2.3L mazda3s sitting in my garage right now, that tops out at 111

[Mr. Jones]

This may top the previous worst thread evar.

[Ramsey]

This may top the previous worst thread evar.

 

Poll?

[Tripleskate]

This may top the previous worst thread evar.

you're welcome.

[Alex L.]

Were you at Trails on Sunday?

[sol740]

This may top the previous worst thread evar.

 

 

 

BAHAHAHAHA !

[Aesthetic_Influx]

My VIN says NA.... I can has monies?

[Guest tbutera2112]

My VIN says NA.... I can has $100?

 

lol my truck would beat a protege

[Aesthetic_Influx]

lol my truck would beat a protege

 

I vote for this, and then let him run a "neon" and a "lancer" so he will feel better.

[wagner]

murder death fail

[Tripleskate]

Were you at Trails on Sunday?

Yup, for about 5 minutes.. I got the boot for being underage? It's never been an issue before. Oh well. I'll be there again in May I suppose.

[Alex L.]

Word, Dover and I were standing right there when that lady was yelling at you. I was 18 for the day so I could get my wristband to take pics.

[kirks5oh]

is it classified as street racing if both cars can barely break the speed limit??

 

this thread is absolutely horrible---will make my kids read it for punishment

[Duff1647545513]

No, thorne's made worse.

[Buck531]

You're 17 and two years older than my son. :gtfo:

[Alex L.]

Congratulations, do you want a sticker?