Tripleskate Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Word, Dover and I were standing right there when that lady was yelling at you. I was 18 for the day so I could get my wristband to take pics. LOL! I felt like a douche for "lying" about that. I woulda been fine if my buddy in the black Accord didn't put 17 as his age. Oh well, there'll be a next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Never stick a ring on crazy. :doh: no one informed me soon enough you will never get laid everyone knows bitches be crazy truth.... This may top the previous worst thread evar. truth, till below repeats itself No, thorne's made worse. give it a month. beat theres another one coming this is all i have to add to this aids infested thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Meh, you win some, you lose some. Rob, I gave this thread aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I'll take on your mazda with my volvo then i'll have sex with your ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Oh and this wasn't the worst thread ever. This one was. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57788 Or was that the best thread ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Today I received a somewhat belligerent text from a friend, exclaiming that my ex-girlfriend was giving him "the 20 questions" on how "modded" my car is. Apparently in an effort to "get me", she wants me to race her new boytoy's Protege5. Just to have a roaring good laugh, we told her "yup, it dun gots a stg2 peaking 18psi". I feel bad for the fella because it sounded like he must not know about this little "setup". I'm still having a good chuckle over all this. And to top this ricerfest off, she wanted to "bet me and take my money". Cliffs: Newer slow Ricer vs. Older slower Ricer ; EPIC SHOWDOWN Discuss. Holy "fuck". Everyone else has been relatively nice in pointing out the level of "fail" here but did you "learn" to use ""quotations"" from an obsessive compulsive sufferer? We don't really care if you are trying to "relay the message" in a word for "word" format. Its really fucking annoying "to" read a paragraph that looks like it was written by "someone" whose space bar has been replaced by "quotation marks". Also, "who" the fuck are you and "why do we" care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 "Lol". That means i found the above slightly funny. and i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 So let me get this straight.....basically, your ex-gf thinks her new bf's 130hp Mazda will beat your 150hp Mazda in a race for money, and you decided to make a thread about it. I want the last 3 minutes of my life back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I want my mom's 130 hp Outlander in on this. Mivec owns you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 WINFAIL! "It's" a winfail, "a" winfail... a fucking "winfail!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Can I enter my g/f's shoebox on wheels (reads: Honda Element) in the action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Can I enter my g/f's shoebox on wheels (reads: Honda Element) in the action? If it can get past my mom's spaceship ('96 Pontiac Trans Sport) then you're in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I'm in. Honda CRV is going to take the fucking win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I got a WRX missing third gear and I bet i could destroy him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/enormous-turd.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Holy "fuck". Everyone else has been relatively nice in pointing out the level of "fail" here but did you "learn" to use ""quotations"" from an obsessive compulsive sufferer? We don't really care if you are trying to "relay the message" in a word for "word" format. Its really fucking annoying "to" read a paragraph that looks like it was written by "someone" whose space bar has been replaced by "quotation marks". Also, "who" the fuck are you and "why do we" care? "+1" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 do you atleast have the speed model? you do know that a mazda3 with the n/a 2.3L tops out at 111mph before you hit redline in 4th and the awesome fuel cut out... i know this because i used to DD one, theyre pigs 111mph isnt too much from a roll... but against a protege, i guess it may be actaully fuel cutout is 117 on a 3 2.3 makes 165 hp. the pro5 fuel cut is 125 or 130 I was never able to reach that speed in mine. secondly it only makes 130. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 ""+1"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 you are more retarded than her for making this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 The other guy is reading this weak thread and going into the race confident and relaxed. You are going into the race stressed to win and blind. He's eating a fish from your stocked pond that was suppose to be catch and release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOZZER Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Racing a Mazda 3 is stupid, but not as stupid as this thread. Go home now and beer bong some draino. Thanks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Stab her in the face and post pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Stab her in the ass with your dick and post pics. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Line graph is needed Kevin. You're slacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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