87GT Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Michael Jordan having “retired,” with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. * If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. * If he goes to see a movie, it’ll cost him $7.00, but he’ll make $18,550 while he’s there. * If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he’ll make $618 while boiling it. * He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage. * If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. * If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second. * He’ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. * He’ll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. * This year, he’ll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn’t it? However… If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he’ll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment. Game over. Geek wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 And gates plans on giving almost all of it away before and when he dies. I'm sure his kids will have money but damn, I'd be kinda pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 I'm not lying when I tell you that I remember my 8th grade science teacher reading us a slightly altered version of this back in 1998-99. Was the internet even around back then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Was the internet even around back then? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 WOW...... reminds me of the if bill gates stops to pick up a 100$ bill he loses money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 I'm not lying when I tell you that I remember my 8th grade science teacher reading us a slightly altered version of this back in 1998-99. Was the internet even around back then? It was around and I know because I was there. Oh wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 And gates plans on giving almost all of it away before and when he dies. I'm sure his kids will have money but damn, I'd be kinda pissed. I heard his kids aren't getting a whole lot of money compared to what he has. I think it is like 20 million each or something like that? Still a lot of money tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Miata Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I heard his kids aren't getting a whole lot of money compared to what he has. I think it is like 20 million each or something like that? Still a lot of money tho. Now they can only by a new Ferrari every other month. Must be a terrible life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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