Aesthetic_Influx Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 This is beautiful - trumps the FML site by far IMHO. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com (I don't believe this is a repost - searched, checked) Some of my favorites thus far: (603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know (206): Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPL_Josh Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance?? (630): savin' lives aint cheap (212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night? (1-212): idk but i think it had a face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 (619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant! lol (860): How drunk are you?? (732): I'm flawless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 wow just spent the last 30 minutes while at work reading those. I might want to get back to work. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Reading from said linked page may cause serious cases of addiction, lulz, and uncontrollable bladder/bowel movements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 my penis died...I think we should bury it in your ass. I sent this to my wife before. They stole my idea!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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