SpaceGhost Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Found this posted on XDTalk.com APRIL 30--There are probably better ways to avoid jury duty than the approach recently taken by a Montana man. After Erik Slye, 36, received a jury notice earlier this year, he filed a notarized affidavit seeking to be excused from serving on a District Court panel in Gallatin County. Slye's caustic affidavit, which he prepared with help from his wife Jennifer, can be found below. The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury. http://www.columbusdiscgolf.com/IMAGES/0430091jury1.gif In case you have bad eyesight: Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take off from work. I'm not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have anything to do with it. Jury Duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the fuck alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 That rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Apex Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Damn!! Maybe I should have copy and pasted this when I sent my paperwork in!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Win. Through and through. BTW, you sure do seem to be spending an awful lot of time on XDtalk. I knew you'd come around. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 LOL and there is a problem with that response??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchin1st Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 damn, i just got out of jury duty with an actual excuse. i shoulda done something like down here in jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Bittle Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Finally....someone thinking for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 what a good citizen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 The wife just got tapped for jury duty to..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street pilot Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 you just have to drop a racial slur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 you just have to drop a racial slur lol I want to see a picture of this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Tell them you are in a hate group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 i would totally want to be on a jury that would be fun to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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